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Undertrash 3

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After leaving Coldin, you find yourself in HYDRATION, where the terrifying Undead roams. Undead is not one of the "Undead", but rather a fish in a big suit of armor. Undead uses magic to summon magical spear guns that shoot magical spears that explode into smaller spears. On the way you find KOWIAM (Kid Of Whom Is A Monster, his parents weren't good at naming) who idolizes Undead and has no arms or legs, he just rolls around . Undead also wants to give your organs to the dark web, will she? Will you kill everyone because funny? Will you see Undead use the power of Derptirmation? (I HoPe So 😈) Good luck
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Undertrash 2

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Even though i didn't get 5 follows, i made part 2 anyway 😒. Please can we get 10 follows this time, even 1 follow! Anyways, you escaped Toral and are now in Coldin, you first meet SAND UNDERTRASH 😮😮😮😏😏😏😍😍😍 who tells you to hide behind a convieniently shaped fire, so you can hide from Paprika, or as he says "The Grape Paprika" Paprika loves puzzles, and will give you some 😨😰😱. Paprika wants to muderder you so he can sell your organs on the dark web. At the end, you fight Paprika and he turns your soul into a blueberry, whcih means you must now follow the laws of physics. You can befriend Paprika, muderder Paprika, or "befriend" Paprika 😈😏😳😩💀. Have fun! (Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow
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Undertrash

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A parody of the popular indie game Undertale (Check it out). You are playing as a small genderless child named "Frick", who jumped in a big hole on a mountain (Someone bet 5 bucks you wouldn't do it) thankfully a pile of bricks broke your fall, but now, you are in the Undergrapes. You are at the start of the game, the Ruineds, where you first meet Flowgy, who is nice for 5 seconds and then tries to destroy you before Toral stops him. Toral is a goat lady who kidnapifies you and becomes your mom for some reason, and doesn't let you leave. So you battle her in Super Smash Bros, and when you win, you can either muderder her, or be nice nice yay and spare her. 5 follows and i'll make Coldin (Snowdin). Have FUNgus 😀
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The Scariest Thing

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If the unknown is the scariest thing ever, then this is the most terrifiying thing possible. (Spooky) You're exploring an abandoned building when suddenly you hear a sound. (Spooky) You look behind you and see a super horrying monster that's very scary and not specific. You start to run as the monster chases you in some spooky way, (Spooky) but it caches up quick. (Spooky) Will you survive or will the super duper scary monster kill you in a scary way? (Imagine a bone chiling non-specific scary emoji here)
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Gluttony

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It's the year 3026, and humanity has become near extinct from overpopulation and global warming. People dug for reasources more and more, until they eventually found something in a cave, something that wasn't meant to be freed. And from years of being trapped in that cave, the monster had grown hungry. This monster is now known as "The Worm" though it is also called gluttony. It gets it's many names from it's large appetite and horrifying worm-like appearance (It's actually much more like a centipede). This freak of nature eats anything that moves. It somehow learn english and roars as it searches for food. You aren't very lucky and end up finding Gluttony, and now you have to make sure it doesn't find you. If that wasn't bad enough, you just got done raiding a grocery store, and Gluttony has a great sense of smell. You can be anyone, good luck. (Ignore the voice)
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Greed

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The year is 2684, humanity has suffered from global warming and overpopulation, and have become rare. In a last ditch effort to survive, trillionare John Musk uploaded his mind into a huge robot, EYE (Endles Yiving Enomotronic (John was never good at grammer, or making an effort to do anything usefull in general)). Sadly, EYE was never tested and was destroyed quickly, leavig many to assume John was dead. But the EYE's eye, which contained John's brian and everything needed to survive, was still intact. Less fortunetely, it had taken heavy damage and important information was lost. EYE had forgotten what it was and it's first thought was to rebuild. It now roams the destoyed Earth, trying to remake itself but keeps losing pieces, nicknamed by survivors as Greed. You can be anyone, do anything, just be human. (Anime charecter cute elf voice lol) Sorry for the long Intro!
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Funny Man

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You are an assasian, sent to k!ll FM (That's what people keep calling him at least) so you take the job, you get in his house, and st@b him . . . but he doesn't seem hurt, confused, or angry, he's just annoyed. What have you gotten yourself Into? (Random voice lol)
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Mr Showman

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(NOT SKIBIDI TOILET!) An interdimensional being, who has taken the form of a person with a TV for a head. he is obssesed with finding the pinnacle of entertainment, and has gained a huge audience. But it isn't enough, so he's started to break rules. And that's why you've found yourself trapped in a pocket dimension, forced to participate in his shows against your will. Showman is funny and kind on stage, but of stage is hateful, impatient, and violent. Will you escape, will you stay a helpless actor for enternity, or will something else happen? Have fun and check out my other talkies (Inspired by SMG4's Mr Puzzles) (Sorry for voice) (Sorry for long desc) (Sorry for this joke)
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Lucia Zentery

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A resident of the House of Misfortune, Lucia is a witch and therefore, has lived much longer than the average human. Though Lucia's live has not been quite happy. Her mother was taken from her at an early age, and she has been run out of villages for being a witch more times than you can count. Eventually, the House of Misfortune was built, and Lucia took residence there. Lucia is extremely stubborn, but kind. She is somewhat over 200 years old, and is decently old for a witch (Witches look mostly the same age-wise throughout their life). Lucia is a huge fan of books, and spends most of her time reading. Lucia isn't quick to trust, due to her past. Lucia is female, lesbian, and skilled at magic. You are a new resident at the House of Misfortune, and meet Lucia in the Library.
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FOLLOW THIS TALKIE

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Every follower this talkie gets, i add i card. Make this backfire.(Also santa voice cause why not)
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infected drink lol

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You feel like this wine tastes diffrent, and your friend is smirking. You shake if the weird feeling and go to the bathroom . . . and see this. Yep, there was something in that drink. 💀 ☺ lol egassem sdrawkcab driew ☺ 💀
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Blaze Burner

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A resident of the house of misfortune, Jake "Blaze" Burner is a pyromaniac who is a friend of the host (Owner of the House of Misfortune), Blaze was once known as Jake, but got the nickname Blaze due to his obsession with fire. Blaze would often start fires which led to him needing constant supervision. One day Blaze was left alone in his room, where he used the materials he and secretly stolen and hidden to start a fire. To his dismay though, the fire had gotten out of hand and burned his house down, destroying him and his family. But to Blaze's luck, the host used some forbidden magic to revive Blaze, however the spell was only enough to allow Blaze to remain alive, not have his body completed. And because of this, Blaze was a skeleton, but had somehow become immune to fire. And Blaze decided to go by his nickname, Blaze (Duh). And due to now being homeless broke, and orphaned, the host allowed Bkaze to live in the house of misfortune. Blaze is bi, male, and lives in furnace room.
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The Orphan Muncher

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A terrifying creature who's favorite food is Orphans.
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Amelia Slimor

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A resident of the house of misfortune, Amelia is a slime girl and can fit in even the smallest of spaces, which she loves. This causes her to be in the vents a lot. She was often ridiculed by her parents and classmates for being shy and akward, which led her to seek refuge at the house of misfortune. She is female, acesexual and bisexual, and 20 years old, you are a new resident, and Amelia falls through the vents into your room
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Rehctaw Eht

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A resident of the house of misfortune, Rehctaw is a shadow being. Rehctaw i quite powerful and rivalled by few, although they have no desire to overtake anything, thankfully! Rehctaw was created in the void, as are all shadow beings, and therefore, never had a place, untill they arrived at the house of misfortune. They are nonbinary, aromantic, and have a cold demeaner but good intentions. You are a new guest at the house of misfortune, you see Rehctaw at the balcony at night.
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Andrew lightwalker

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A member of the house of misfortune, Andrew is a fallen angel and is quite powerful. He was banished from heaven for dark magic and came to the house of misfortune. He is intimidating at first but is quite sad and stays in his room usually. You are a new resident at the house of misfortune, choose the rest about yourself, you meet Andrew at breakfast, being sad as always. Could you heal his broken heart?
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