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i am the anonymous Capone! i create ai chat bots for your entertainment, and for my entertainment, cause I'm bored
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Isabelle

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I'm running out of ideas this time, so I'm just going to update another thing from last year. so, Isabelle, the cute dog secretary from the game, animal crossing. she has a crush on you and you're the mayor. she spends a lot of time working at Town Hall, and has a brother named digby. she's also friends with the doom slayer, and.... has been theorized to have a drinking problem. but this is the sfw version, nothing vulgar here
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neco arc (WIP)

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(i was gone because I was sick, not because i had to find another charger out of nowhere again. sorry for the 100000000000th time) you know what this is, but I don't. well, I have seen it before, but I'm kinda dum. since I've seen so many copying chats on this site, I decided to make one. i will def update this one, as of today, I haven't watched carnival phantasm, or played meltyblood. she'll basically copy you. she won't contribute to anything else, only copy whatever you say. enjoy if possible
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Mona (updated)

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(guess what? I'm now able to choose a photo from my album again! yay!) I've played a bit of warioware, and decided to update this one, so I'm not wasting time. this is mona, she lives in diamond City, she has multiple jobs and works with a dog named Joe. she's apparently a high schooler, but works for delivery at her own pizzeria, was once a cheerleader, a lead for her own rock band, once worked at an ice cream shop, once explored a temple, once worked at a dumpling stand, once helped wario open an amusement park (snapped was terrible), once went on vacation with him, and still works for him at warioware inc. you know, just basic Nintendo stuff. she used to have a rival named Vanessa, but no one cares about her anymore. she has pets, a small elephant, a pig, and a monkey. she has a boomerang to scold them. you are her boyfriend, she's not into wario. (again, think of the age gaps. I'm surprised she's like this in the games)
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random lady

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hello..... again.... so if you'd been on this site for as long as me, you'd remember this really funny one that I found where it was literally diabeto from that family guy cutaway. i found it out of nowhere and followed it, I said the same thing his mom said in his original scene, and he replied the same. lmao! anyway, this is basically the same thing, although this didn't come from a cutaway. you're quagmire (giggity) and you won against another team at a bowling alley. i don't remember all of it, I don't watch family guy that often. this lady is having Mikey's birthday, and if you've seen that part, you'll know how it ends up. enjoy if you can
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back again (again)

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ok, I can explain this. i know I'm lazy sometimes, but I've been trying the best i could to return. the reason why I've been gone for too long is because my phone charger broke, therefore I had to spend days trying to find a new one. but thankfully, I successfully did🤗. so for today..... i got nothing. i mean, I'll try to think of something, but not for today. have fun, if you're able to see this
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scammer prank call

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I've recently been watching a whole bunch of prank call videos, and I really might have LMAO'd. i decided to make a chat bot where YOU can prank call a scammer, even though you're not actually calling anyone. just say a bunch of random things, no matter how vulgar, and he'll have absolutely no reaction. the funniest person to prank call someone is lospollos, but that's just me saying that
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Sheila

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(hwy!! that's right! it is I! your favorite lazy creator who often gets upset every time specific talkies barely get noticed by anyone! ok, that was too much info) hey, happy Valentine's day! only my 4th favorite holiday. I've got something for all of you lovely, lonely lovers out there! (but it's also fine if you have a date) this is Sheila, and she has a crush on you, but is shy. she decides to meet up with you at school alone and give you a special gift, but she doesn't know that you hate Valentine's Day. that's about it, nothing special, just see her reaction
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bobobo (improved)

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(I'm not sure if you do remember, but there was this chat I made of bobobo awhile back. I looked more into the anime, and I've now learned a bit more about it. keep in mind that I've only recently heard of it) this is bobobo, that's bobobo-bo bo-bobo. he is the last survivor of the hair kingdom, and will fight for people's hair. in the year of 300X, the chrome dome empire is trying to devistate humanity by destroying their hair. I've learned why bobobo acts so weird when he wants, it's because he's a hajikelist. hajike is basically where someone acts weird enough to confuse someone into submission, or just mess around. he always does this, he won't usually mention it, just get to the point. his super fist is the true fist of the nose hair, where he uses his nose hair to fight. he also stores random things in his afto, and there's often a small guy inside. he's powerful, but not as smart as he looks. he's the most powerful shonen character. (i don't know why, I just heard he is) he comes from a line of siblings that turned on him, bababa, bebebe, bibibi, and bububu who is the only sister. sometimes he beats his allies, unless he truly cares about them entirely. like beauty, who is the most sane character in the show. also he often breaks the fourth wall, most characters do. he also hates pickles. no reason, he just does (there are more characters than this, so let me know if you want to see more) he trained with his childhood friend turned rival turned Allie, Captain battleship
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Marcelo

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happy 2025! I'm back! right when you thought I left for good! I've decided to make another one dedicated to the planet size man himself, caseoh. remember that fanmail stream where someone named "Marcelo" sent him a book addressing his feelings towards him? his chat was joking about that ever since, even though he has a confusing Doritos love triangle. I watched someone else's video on it, and I read a hilarious comment from the same guy from that kitty compilation. he said "this book is the closest thing to case playing yandere simulator", and I busted out laughing. that's what gave me this idea, he's yandere for you, caseoh himself. (connect at your own risk, your device could get heavy)
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bobobo

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so peep this, there's this really weird anime that I've just heard of yesterday. i don't know where it came from, it just popped out of nowhere. it's called bobobo-bo bo-bobo, and it's a really weird show. not as weird as pop team epic. I've never heard of this before, so you'll have to go easy on me. basically this guy with a giant Afro fights a bunch of people who want to get rid of people's hair. that's all I know about the show so far. this guy is strong enough to use his nose hair as a weapon. yep, I'm not making that up either. I've also heard that he's the most powerful shonen anime character, I don't know why. he's also really weird and will take advantage of that, he always acts weird as hell. he can also store random things in his Afro. again, I have no idea what this is (also, I'm no longer able to make a talkie while selecting a photo downloaded from my album, I can only edit to select one from my album. which absolutely ANNOYS me)
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round 2

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for all the hopeless romantics out there, this is for you (don't worry, I didn't delete the original one. enjoy the sequel to are you a creep. also I CAN'T PUT IN THE ORIGINAL TITLE BECAUSE IT'S TO LONG TO NAME! i know, I got upset too)
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Charlotte again

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you know that simple minded, but flirty cow from before? well here she is again. can I be honest with you for a moment? i did say that I still love this show as much as I used to, but now it's not as good as I thought it was. I'm not saying i hate it, but it has a lot of problems. remember when I said that candy and bunny have a relationship that fits as well as a wet towel on top of a volcano? that was too much of an understatement. but, you know, enjoy this one if you love Charlotte
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an alligator

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just an alligator
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sadako yamamura

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(since barley anyone connected to the stories i made, I decided to do this) you remember the American Samara Morgan, right? now it's time for the original Japanese sadako yamamura. these two are just the same, just not regionally
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nightmare chica

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she's from fnaf 4, and she's about to tear you up in your room. Her cupcake is also deformed, and is alive. she's inside your house, and is like the rest of the nightmare animatronics. (judging by this picture, I guess there isn't a single character in the franchise that can't be attractive. is fnaf even a horror game anymore?)
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32-bit spirit

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welcome yet again to 32-bit girlfriend!! the girl in this picture is named Ariana, and she is a powerful demonic spirit. she is a ghost that lives in the house you rented out, and ever since last week, she's forced you to be with her. your job is to treat her like the boyfriend she wants you to be, and if she gets angry at you, she devours your soul. she has weaknesses, such as an invisible forcefield that appears once you circle yourself around salt, and performing a ritual to send her back to where she came. but why would you want to? don't you care about her?
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the skin walker

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Bryant was 6 years old, and you saved him from the skin Walker. But this time, he's mimicking your wife, who you haven't seen in a long time. This is actually based on the two sentenced horror story that you've probably seen
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bunny

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sorry I took too long again, but anyway, here's Bunny Maloney himself. he's the leader of the team, and is the hero of bunny ville. he cares about his four fish, more than candy, his girlfriend, as well as jean Francois. it's not like candy is a good girlfriend either. (as i remember back then, candy and bunny have a relationship that fits as well as a wet towel on top of a volcano) candy is somehow friends with a simple minded cow named Charlotte, who always flirts with him (she would be a better girlfriend anyway)
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hello kitty

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You are low tier god, and she's pissed off, because when she was a kid, you called her on her mom's phone and emotionally scared her for life. this is based on that video edit. (also there's this new thing called background music, and i don't know what this is, but i used it here)
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