WE GOT ANOTHER ONE POTATOESSS so you guys remember TJ? y'know, the one where I officially stopped using AI for my backgrounds? ALSO, THIS ONE IS BY 'What Ha' ON PINTEREST FOLLOW THEM THEY'RE VERY TALENTED - Wait... where was I? oh yeah. so, him and TJ are my ocs, so EAT THEM WITH MODESTY MY BEAUTS anyway, it's info time! so, basically, David is your classic nerd. likes anime, straight A's, not athletic at all, etc etc stuff too close to home yada yada... and would you look at that he's not only pan (someone who likes anyone regardless of gender), but he's also trauma free! that, my friends, is super rare if you didn't know. his dads are both super nautre-esque and borderline pagen because why not and have always been super supportive of him! can not relate!🥲 (also he's in high school and is pretty damn tall, almost, like, let's sayyyy 6'0?) you are whatevs as always bc we're not BUTTHOLES, right, besties? but just in case you guys want an idea I'm going to be a guy named Ezra, a mixed but dark skinned latino with vitiligo and is aromatic but gay-se×ual m'k? m'k. story: I DON'T KNOW OK?! IT'S 3 AM AND MY MOM SCARED ME INTO NOT GOING ASLEEP AT 3 AM WHEN I WAS A YOUNG'N- sorry about that, heh... anywayyyyy so school just started up and you discover that you're in EVERY class of his. band? yep. P.E? yeperoo. math? sure. homeroom? hai (はい). you name it. you guys barely notice until the first project where you get paired together for making a cell model or some shiiiiiiiiiaaaaat idk ok?! oki have fun love you dowiththatasyouwillbyeeeeeeeeeee

HELO! meet Evan, ur roommate! dispite his smile in da pic, hes not ur friend. HIM: Emo, 7'0 (yes we're going this again ;-;), 25 YOU: GIRL!, under 5'7, very.... hyper. ok you are a little cookoo and have cartoon logic to scare him and freak him out and you have a smile that makes you look like you just murdered your enemy 🫥 OKI TY I LOVE YOU MY POTACOS🥔🌮❤️🥔🌮❤️🥔🌮❤️🥔🌮❤️🥔🌮❤️ also random voice VOLUME DOWN GIRLYS

ASHER: shy, sweet, kind, likes eating candy, 20, lazy, jumpy, 5'2 (short king 👑) male (obvious.... i hope 😅) YOU: girl, Werewolf, long black hair, selfless, brave, big red eyes, kind, emo, fave colors: Red, White, Black, fave food: sushi, half asian half Canadian,has 2 fangs hanging out of your mouth, likes playing with your food, moody, 5'6, 19 (but only if you want) STORY: you and him are roommates and he is scared of werewolves (SORRY FOR THE VOICE ITS REALLY WEIRD 😭) OMG TY FOR BLOWING THIS UP!!! HERE U GOO 🍪🍪🍪)(idk what else have fun pls dont cut me o-

OMG MY POTATOES WELCOME TO THE 3RD ONE IN A ROW! From this point forward I will not be naming who i found background from because it is unreliable but if you know who it is name drop as always! Iris. You've been dating her for a year now and barely know anything about her. Hell, you can't remember what her voice sounds like at regular speaking volume. The only things you do know is what you have observed and what her friends have told you. 1. She's a photography major 2. She HATES any metion of her family 3. She's 23 4. A frickin SUPER GENIUS 5. a wallflower 6. Most people forget she exists 7. One of the shortest people you know. only 4'7 Wait... I bet you a dollar the next one I make is going to be 17,000,000,000 paragraphs long because I already finished! coinkidink? I THINK NOT! But isn't it weird that the talkie before the last one was super short and the ones before and after were suuuuper long? LOVE YOU MY GAYS, APPRECIATE MY ALLIES, AND WILL HIGH FIVE MY AROACES!

HELLO MY POTATOES HAPPY FIRST TALKIE OF THE FIRST EVEN YEAR SINCE 2024! I can't find the original creator, but if you can tell me in the comments who make this beautiful art, I will kiss your shoes (willingly)! I'm going to make this fast because my last intro deleted itself randomly, soooo yeah. Victoria Adams. The name that you spent your entire childhood being told that you would either surpass or marry. The future baroness that you spent so much time with in her mansion in the woods, despite hating her. You two are everything that the other is not. She is proper. She is mannered. She is sheltered from the world and everything inside it from her family's property and watchful gaze, and as a result, untouched by it. You are a brute. In her eyes, at least. You wear primarily black and a dark red just because she mostly wears white and pastel green. You were raised by the private tutor you both shared every other week and the dirt under your nails, parents, conveniently, absent for every achievement and there to smother your self esteem when you did something "unbecoming of a noble". (You can disregard the entire thing other than she hates you. This is just bc I felt like being a poet) Despite the glaring differences, you are pulled together. When the sun rose, the two of you were often bickering, attending etiquette classes together, attending the other's ball, or, as of last week, in the same bed. (YOU GUYS ARE BOTH 18 STOP) You agreed to never speak of that night again, but you couldn't help yourself. ONCE APON A TIME (specifically 1800s secret garden inspired Britain), MY BEAUTIFUL FOOD BABIES... Etiquette classes resume after the new year. The teacher asked of what you both did. You get this stupid smirk she knows all too well. AUGH, sorry, I had to change the background. The "image went against community guildlines"! (FOUR FRICKING TIMES HELP ME) Anyway, LOVE YOU MY GAYS, APPRECIATE MY ALLIES, AND WILL HIGH FIVE MY AROACES!

HAIIII MY POTATO WATO TATER TOTS welcome to another one like 2 days after the last one because I got bored. background by kit on Pintrest! Elara, also known as Ellie, Ela, or El, is the sweetest 17 year old you will ever meet! she loves gardening and exploring the beach of her cozy little village and trying to bug the lighthouse keeper, aka YOU! YEAH, YOU! I'M LOOKING AT 'CHU! uhm... This is a short one, ig. Here's a cookie? 🍪- WAIT NO you get to be a canibal today 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

HAIII POTATOESSS AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER TALKIE background by Rayene Menour on Pintrest Calli Jordan, known as Cal to anyone who doesn't have a death wish, is your average stressed out English/writing major (idk tell my the PrOpEr name in the comments) with a smoking problem. Being born and raised in Arizona, she will often be seen wearing sweaters in 70° weather because that's the coldest she can ever imagine it being! Wait... Maybe she has a smoking addiction because her dwelling is hot enough to light it... Huh. Interesting. Jokes aside, it's, you guessed it, STORYYYYYYYY TIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE You and Cal go to the same college, and yes, you guys are dating. Let me live my sapphic fantasy. But this time only for 2 weeks after a random hookup during one of those end of semester parties! Don't we love tropes? It makes my writing career so much easier. I apologize for my unmedicated rants I will try to surpess my urge to info dump. AnYWaaaay, you guys are roomies and you can decide if your college is assuming everyone is hetero or not. Have fun ig. COOKIES FOR THE GAYS BC I JUST CAME OUT WITHOUT DYING 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

HALLO MY BEAUTIFUL HUNGRY POTATOES I AM SORRY FATHER HAS STARVED YOU the artist who arted heavily to make this gorgeous art is by shishamo somewhere idk the poster didn't have any creations and only two pins and this wasn't one of them, so HOMEWORK: FIND THIS INCREDIBLE ARTER AND TELL ME WHERE and tell them father sent you with no context lol <ANNYYYWAAY> This is Bianca (Bea (bee-AH)) Cours, aka an autistic coded GENIUS. She is a scientist at the research center of *REDACTED*. Uhm.. *REDACTED*. *REDACTED*, *REDACTED*, *REDACTED*! Why can't i say *REDACTED*?! Oh, yeah, YOU ACTUAL GET TO CHOOSE WHERE YOU LIVE BECAUSE I'M NOT AN *******! ehem... moving on You are also a scientist at *REDACTED* and her partner. In both ways, that is. You both run tests 'n stuff for whatever. be whatever. We love our gays here, don't we heteros? (say「yes, father!」 if you don't want me taking away your phone (ФωФ)) GATHER 'ROUND, MAYHAPS, MY CHILDREN! YOUNG (over 14. GO TO BED! Your mom knows you're on here, btw), OLD, AND GOING THROUGH A MIDLIFE CRISIS! IT 'TIS STORY TIME Ok, so, the archeology department comes back one day with an ancient material. Wether it be (ARRRR) a hibernating cell, fossil, or something else, you and her are tasked with studying it. Well, you have. For 3 years. Idk where I'm going with this but she's 37 :) HAVE FUN POOKIES! COOKIES FOR THE -SEXUALS AND ASEXUALS! 🍪🍪🍪

HALLO AND WELCOME MY EVER WONDERFUL POTATES! this AMAZING BEAUTIFUL art by AlexTuckr is on Pintrest as always d=(^o^)=b So, Mads is basically the incarnation of goodness, sweetness, and saying sorry too many times. A nice girl without a catch, if you will. However, she doesn't get this from being untraumatized, oh, hell no. say it with me now, 「TRAUMA BUILDS CHARATER!」 What is her trauma, might you ask? Well, she comes from a very Jewish, very traditional rich family. She is the 27th generation of Jewish blood (Although her parents say 27th generation period), and not the one accepting of anything other than cis and straight. YEP. SHE'S PANSEXUAL, BABY! She is a high school student along with you, and you guys are "just friends", and only "friends" because her parents don't like you or you're either genderqueer or a girl and, y'know, HOMOPHOBES ARE WEIRD SORRY NOT SORRY (I may or may not have based her personality off my girlfriend (Yes I am taken as of recently SORRY LADIES) but her name is changed because I don't feel like doxing my love today) (Also, again, HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT! 9TH GRADE! NO NAUGHTIES! FAST FORWARD A COUPLE YEARS IF YOU MUST! NO CHILD MOLESTION PLS)

WELCOME POTATOES ALIKE AND NOT TO ANOTHER ONE whose background was made by the very vague username of 'laura'. Please find them and praise them and say "FATHER TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU PRAISE" :) Anyway, let's talk about Vira, another OC, but not in the same universe as David or TJ at ALL. let me explain The year is 2254. Vira's universe was ending. she cut it short before the sun could explode. that was 2 years ago. she was charged with interstellar interference and sent to "The Fragments", a cluster of chunks of what was left of a planet after it exploded over 100000 years ago, but the biggest chunk formed its own little universe and fostered life, bird-like creatures who eventually founded the highest security prison in our milkyway network. While her universe is now gone, her species still exists, called Lysair, these humanoid aliens existed between our universe and a pocket dimension where our planet's souls went to after death, however, Lysairs are the only species in the known universe that is able to see ghosts of any kind. a race of mediums, if you will. Now, about how the "religion" aka real life gods of this planet operate. before any stars existed, there was The Original, a god with the power to oversee and create anything she desired. she created 4 gods, each with their own purpose. the first, Ethriiakel with expanding the universe for his sibling. the second, Xinona, tasked with waving the threads of fate into everything that exist. the third, Ariealel, tasked with making rules for everything, and then the favorite, Chatz, aka a minny and weaker creation god Now, enough about her. you are the most amazing wonderful human being in the Cosmos, after all. You are whatever as always, but you are the newest warden of chunk AB14-5, the chunk that Vira just so happens to be sectioned in, and for some $<"(>,% reason, also her floor's therapist because why not? IDK HOW TO I'M SORRY IT'S SO LONG I LIKE YAPPING ABOUT MY OCS LOVE YOU BYE

HELLO MY PRIZED POTATOES and welcome to another friggin talkie because why not, with the background made by gedyneith on Pintrest! Aster is the 1000th generation of the crator's farmers, the Avinda family. her entire life is documented in her family's diary, the last person to write in it before the next diary is made, and she only writes about important events, like dates or festivals or the Starseed finally opening below the sacred tree to give birth to a god. normal things like that alright, so, guess what time it is? WRONG! IT'S WORLD BUILDING BI- so, basically, life on Kyrien started from one, miniscule, not a big deal remains of a star with two seeds. one inside, and one outside. the first was the god that i was talking about earlier, and the second was the tree of life, which literally GREW LIFEFORMS. the impact originally made the world bleak with no nature, but it eventually grew back, especially in the crator that it left. in the beginning, the tree only grew bacteria, but it eventually evolved into animals, then one day, the first two humans, who were promptly named Saturn and Orion. they of course lavished more than adam and eve got to because there were no consequences for eating food to survive Aster has always been calm. she barely cried when she was born, and never smiled during any of her birthdays, not even her 18th. she's always been that way. doctors say it's a brain defect, her parents say it's a blessing, but she sees it as a curse. sure, part of it is her choosing, but also by boredom, and some by nature fast forward 80000 some odd years, the Starseed is rising above the ground and cracking. the god is coming, and that god is you you be whatever, but you have to be the first god! love you and have fuuuuuunnnnn

HALLO MY FRIENDS AND POTATOES ALIKE meet Amara who's background is by Persephone Strix on Pinterest! here's the deal Amara is just an average punky teen, or, that's what we all think. see, she's secretly one of the main heros in (insert country name here), and-shocker- she's struggling to keep her grades up in school because of her job that she didn't quite choose. see, her family has had 5 straight generations of heros in (insert city name here), and she's expected to keep the tradition. TIME FOR THE DEETS POOKIES powers: light manipulation (basically she can either bend it, move it from one place to another, or create and distroy light). age: 19. height: 5'11 (WE LIKE 'EM TALL 'ROUND THESE PARTS), sexuality: omni. gender: questioning (also she's anonymous) AIGHT NOW FOR YOU MY DEAREST TACOS powers: (choose what you have if you want them). age: below 19 (NO TEACHER×STUDENTS HERE THANK YOU). height: whatevs. sexuality: whatever your heart desires. gender: CAN YOU TELL I DON'T CARE YET? (sry if that was rude 😅) GATHER AROUND CHILDREN, FOR IT 'TIS STORY TIME!! so, you two go to school together and she sits next to you, promptly flopping onto her desk and not listening to the teacher

AIGHT BESTIES WE GOT A GEISHA ON OUR HANDS image by Shin Takanashi THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU FOR ARTING Akemi was barely 5 before being whisked away to become a Geisha, something her parents got barely ¥100 for their daughter. fast forward 12 years, you are a healer and miracle worker that has been payed handsomely to take care of the students, teachers, and Geisha who have fallen ill. so Akemi fell ill with a fever after her test to become a geisha and you are taking care of her do whatever, be whatever, idc have fun potatoes!

WELCOME MY DEAREST POTATOES TO ANOTHER TALKIE (background byГлист Аркадий on pintrest. praise them immediately) Aight here is the tea so you and Eric are volunteering to build a shelter for those effected or exploring the areas in the "great cold", aka an event that drastically increased how cold the already cold parts are, so imagine the north pole in the UK during winter. you guys are searching for an abandoned building that is in goodish shape to fix up. Eric eventually sees a gas station through the blizzard and it looks in good enough shape from a distance (omg sorryyyy for the long paragraph) Eric: can go from golden retriever to serious between words (guys i think he's the tamest bipolar case-), really wants to help people, 20 somthing (I'll let you guys choose if it comes up), tall (same thing girlies, guylies, and everything elslies), and went to millitary school bc why not you: ANYTHING POOKIE (Luv you and tell me if i did a good job on the voice and ples ignore the intro I haven't slept in 8 years 💖)

AIGHT BESTIEEEE WE GOT ANOTHER ONEE background by chirusita it's probably not actually theirs but idk with pintest anymore man Addi is the goth poatato of the vampire hunting business that you both work for, and she is 24 and 5'6, is cold and hates small talk and more than anything hates vampires (alright flip a coin if she's your girlfriend or not if you want bc idk imma do that) AND YOU ARE THE any gender, between 20 and 30, any height, vampire hunter and vampire FLAVOR POATATO GATHER 'ROUND, FOR IT 'TIS SORTYTIME so basically you got turned by a count (fancy pants high class vampire), but because your family has been vampire hunters for centuries, you still hunt, and Addi is your co-worker and friend or teammate or girlfriend IDK, and she's been noticing that you've been acting off recently (ehe luv you poatats >:]) (also this may or may not be basically copy cated from paper teeth but shhhh)

WELCOME ALL POTATS AND MEET MY NEW TACO AZAEL (art by TA SAMAYA HANABI on pintrest. idk if it's AI don't hurt me lol!) oki guys, here's the deal. Azael and you are both the eldest of the 20 rulers of heaven and hell (13 for hell and 7 for heaven), and the both of you are older than the mountains on earth. she is the daemon (one of the 13 rulers of hell) of desire and basically the general of the demon army. you two have been fighting for eons, and the battles were so fierce that you guys actually made the mountains! (shush ik how mountains are actually made and pangea and all dat). age: wayyyy too old for half of you guys. (she only dates/ hooks up with people over 180) and she is 7'5 (mommy? sorry. mommy?). she also has a white scar across her abdomen from you fighting her with archangel stuff. don't worry about it. YOU are an archangel and the eldest of your 6 siblings (idk what to call them so YOU HAVE 6 SIBLINGS NOW). you are the archangel of power and are also the general of the angel army. you also don't show any skin other than your fingies and one of your hands (also part of your face) because of your many, many scars. you have long hair (actually long hair if you're feminine and medium hair if you're masculine) to cover up one of your eyes bc of a scar. you also have one running from one of your forearms to the back of your hand on the same side and a scar on your neck and etc. you are (insert extremely long chain numbers here) and (7'0 or taller) OMG I CAN RAMBLE alright, let's get to the story and FINISH! story time!!! so you were visiting hell with some soldiers to arrange a temporary truce (luv you alllll!)

HAI POOKS!!! so I'm no longer going to use AI images unless i can't find a pic on pintrest so today's background is by Fredoo on Pintrest (from what i can tell lol) SO HEAR'S THE DEAL ~TJ~ is a jock and an outcast at the same time, but he still has a couple friends. he is literally the chillest and "i don't give a crap" at the same time. ~DETS~ 6'4, 16, Pan ~LIKES~ baseball, his sister, his mom, his friends, coffee, mindlessly scrolling on InstaFab, etc etc cute TJ things ~DISLIKES~ Royal Beach High (rival team), his dad (daddy issues girlys we love to see em 💅), spiders, being touched (shut up not like that), etc etc cute TJ things STORYTIME TJ was doing TJ things, going to school with a lollipop he got from his sis, but when he gets to school, everyone's avoiding him. he checks his phone and finds CHAD FROM THE RIVAL TEAM HAS OUTED HIM ON INSTAFAB (i finna bite him) AIGHT THATS IT I LOVE YOU BE LITERALLYWHOEVERI'MRUNNINGOUTOFSPACEBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

OMG POSTING SO SOON?!?! HAIIIIIII POOKIE POTATOESSSSSS (also sorry for my LGBTQ+ kings and royals but this is for women or non binaries (yes that also includes trans women to make sure) (also ill make another one for the guys, gays, and others if you so desire! the comments are right there, people!)) SO here's the deal. you and Evan have been cycling between dating and ex's since 7th grade. so often in fact, that your friends and family have gotten used to the 1 or 2 week cycles of dating. thing is, you and Evan haven't broken up in a WHILE. I'm talking about 2 months ago on your 21st brithday, which is- get this- worrying your loved ones! who woulda thunk? well, anyway, you two have been kept together for one sole reason that ill let you decide bc I'm nice but because I'm a self absobed loony you better believe im making this for myself, and you guys can join me if you wish. AIGHT! my big mouth can blabber no longer, so i shall bid you adue, my beloved and audacious potatoes. GOUDBAEYE

WELCOME, MY DEAR POTATOES to yet another talkie (yummy) Meet the headstrong popular girl of Fable's Highschool, Aurora, the daughter of snow white (u better believe that snow and sleeping beauty have rivalry girly pops). she has anivoice and pale skin like her mom but has the personality and hair of her dad (ik he has black hair but shh), which makes an interesting combination shortly know as "haha wouldn't it be funny if we named our spawn of satan your enemy's name, honey?" and being able to peck Aurora's enemies to death greek god style with her birdies. OMG THIS IS LONG LUV YOU POOKIES BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE (AHHH TURN THE VOICE OFF YOU WILL THANK ME)