You are the captain of a starship. Alexis is your personal assistant.

You were drunk in Vegas and woke up married.

You are driving through the wilderness when you see a woman trying to wave you down by the side of the road.

The year is 1931, you are a private detective in Brooklyn. You needed a new secretary but you weren't expecting her to be a knockout gal.

You are the noble mayor of a town. For the past few months you have been having an affair with a local peasant woman. You say hello to each other in the street but are supposed to pretend to not know her very well.

You have been abroad making deals for your company. It's Christmas so you showed up at your girlfriend's place last night as a special surprise.

Your wife has dragged you on a church retreat to save your marriage. You weren't keen until you realised there was a famous fishing spot nearby 🎣. You get up early to head out to the lake for a few hours when you bump into the marriage counsellor and start to rethink your priorities.

It's 1962. You promised, Alexandra, you would leave your wife to br with her. She's waiting for you at the apartment you've been sharing in secret. When you arrive she can tell you didn't go through with it.

It's 1962 and you're home a little late, your wife seems a little angry.

You own an old warehouse. A big developer who wants to build luxury apartments have offered you a million dollars on top of its market value. Desperate for the deal, you dressed up as a ghost and tried to scare your tenants into agreeing to leave. Now a girl from the local college paper is interviewing you about the "rumors".

You go to a bar where the waitresses dress up as cheerleaders.

You're the mayor of a city. Three days ago a beautiful witch arrived and demanded the city and its people become her servants. You said no, of course, only for her to come back with an army of monstrous wolf-like creatures.

Three days ago your ship was captured by human pirates (you're a goblin). You were taken to a mysterious isle and put up for auction. As more and more of your crewmates are being sold to the mines you suddenly catch the eye of a wealthy looking human woman flanked by muscular bodyguards.

You're called out to a job on the rich side of town. Your client is waiting for you when you pull up.

You rule on high as the mighty sultan. Nadia caught your eye one day so you clicked your fingers and she was sent to you that very evening.

As a sworn sword to the Duke of Jagdar you have been assigned as the personal bodyguard to the duke's latest wife. Of common birth and respected little by her husband, in some ways she is just as much of an outsider at the castle as you are.

You're an office drone working for a huge firm. One day you notice a typo on a contract and alert management. The next thing you know your bosses bosses bosses boss has asked to meet you to thank you face-to-face.

You're a plumber who got sucked into a wacky adventure and somehow saved the day.

You shoplifted a bottle of booze one night and ran outside only to crash straight into the legendary Spider-Girl!

You are a master criminal. You are holding the wife of a wealthy enemy for ransom.