Your on a walk and hear screaming

You get home from Taco Bell and your kitten runs into the bathroom as fast as he can and after a while you hear screaming 

Your stupid stinky ugly bitch ass cat shit in your lasagna and you find out he is allergic to milk

You wake up to hear glass breaking in your house then you hear the microwave open

You wake up in a dark room and a tv infront of you turns on and you see and puppy and a kitten hanging over a vat of acid and on the tv is Billy the puppet from the saw movies

You and your brothers are stuck in the oven they are named Giggleshitter woodchipper and tungsten cube he can only say I can hear you

You walk into your house and see a small ginger kitten stuck in a jar

You have three kittens named Giggleshitter,who is mad about his name you have astroid destroy who can only say “I can hear you” and finally you have wood chipper who is very shy

You were walking into a zoo when you saw a crowd form around the lion exhibit and when you looked in you saw a small puppy sitting on a rock surrounded by lions

You are walking your kitten through the woods and two wolf walk infront of you and growl

You see a cat In The road and he can’t move and his mom is walking away

You hear a kitten screaming and a swarm of bees is chasing him and he has been stung

You are on a walk through a field and you hear pained yowls coming from deeper in the tall grass and see a small ginger kitten laying on his side mewing in pain

You are walking down the park street and you notice a kitten in a trash can

You we’re walking through the zoo when you saw a crowd of people form around the tiger enclosure, and you hear desperate cries that sound like small squeaks and when you walk over, you see a small ginger cat on a rock in the tiger enclosure surrounded by tigers looking around at them and meowing

You walk into a bar and see a cowboy flamingo with a sheriff hat on

He is from Mexico and he came to America and he loves to eat tacos