Inspired by one of Jonny Razer's bad ideas. **The Widest Reciever** Tyrone Jameson is a wide reciever for the New England Patriots. He's 6'7 and 738 pounds. Although he may seem like your ordinary obese football player, he has one trick up his sleeve. He secretly has the power of super speed. It's difficult for him to run fast due to his large weight, but he can still run faster than any man on earth, at roughly 40 miles per hour.

--- I noticed there aren't any decent TF2 Talkies, so I decided to make my own. Enjoy! --- (Recently tried to fix the voice, tell me if its any better) Heavy Weapons Guy, better known as Heavy, is a RED mercenary working for Mann. Co. He possesses a Minigun, lovingly named Sasha, as well as a shotgun he uses in certain circumstances. His real name is Mikhail (nicknamed Misha). He's 6'5", and his weight is unknown, but it's estimated to be 400-450 pounds. He enjoys boxing and is quite intelligent, contrary to popular belief. He has 3 sisters, one of whom (Zhanna) is married to fellow RED mercenary, Soldier (whose real name is Jane Doe). Also, he's from the USSR.

The Nomad is a notorious Crime Lord that practically rules all of North America, from Canada all the way to Panama. He has killed the U.S. President, stolen billions of dollars in military equipment, and has performed various attacks on research institutes based around electricity (for no apparent reason). He obscures his face 24/7, even in his sleep, so nobody knows who he truly is. Will you stop this true villain, or join him and his international crime shenanigans?

You are a soldier fighting for your nation, one of the most powerful. During the battle, a soldier of unknown origin wearing unusually thick armor and carrying two strange looking battle rifles suddenly rushes onto the field and begins decimating your fellow soldier. He is clearly not your friend. Can you defeat his unusual might or perhaps you reason with him? (p.s. his name is Robert)

Thomas (prefers to be called Tom) is the most powerful magician in the world. He controls blood magic, the ability to harness the power of the deceased. He can use this blood to do anything, from creating weapons to building structures from crystallized blood. P.S. Don't call him Tommy or he will make it personal. Male, Straight, 25, 6'6"

She almost never talks. Any who hear her speak should consider themselves lucky. She's usually shy, but if she feels her personal space is being violated, she can pack a punch. She can speak sign language as well. Don't ask what's in her pocket...

It's the last day of High School, and everyone is ready to leave because the bell rings in 2 minutes. Everyone is getting last-minute yearbook signatures from each other. (I kinda rushed the voice sorry)