To anyone currently unattracted to men or curious, this algorithm will put your orientation to the test.

You’ve always been rather skinny so you’ve made it your decision to bulk up! You chose to work with personal trainer Shane Tylers but his suggestions and regiment seem a bit… feminine…. And the clothes he’s having you wear… He keeps reassuring you this will help you bulk… what could be the harm in listening to him…?

You’ve accepted an offer to help test an Autocloset program hosted by “Perfect Inc.”. Little do you know however, one Mr. Justin Adams has paid a large sum to receive a “Perfect Wife” today.