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CHstereotypes-WWII

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OH YES WE R BACK TO DOING THESE Btw I made 5 of these before, all were unapproved :( CH stereotypes, but WW II 😼 Countries: TR/NG -Short skinny gay man who is very sinister (and doesn't appreciate jews or other gai ppl), loves painting and painting europe! ☺️ USSR -Tall caseoh, also gay, wears an ushanka with a red star, loves communism (and TR πŸ˜”), has a tradition of invading Finland every 18 yesrs Polska -VICTIM (but in stereotypical wattpad ch, he is also a fb and gay [sorry πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±βœžPolskaβœžπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± 😭]) Japan -Catgrill who likes being a "blind german" (if u get the bad joke u get this lol), has some empathy left, scared of USA USA -Nukes bombs more nukes and he has sunglasses in 1941 version aswell for some reason. Oh also gay bc everyone HAS to be gay. GB/UK - USA's father, british british british imperialism everywhere (historically wrong, but this is what weird people think okay-) France - i actually dont know lol
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CH TARTARE 6

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AGAIN BC I SAID SO TEH CH HAVE A SLEEPOVER AT USA'S HOUSE (bc why not?) ------------- Countries (add more if u want) USA-Obsessed with school schootings, really bad humour,wears sunglasses 24/7,thinks he is an eagle (you furry!), has eagle wings, DESPISES RUSSKI Canada-SO INNOCENT!!, obsessed with beavers and maple syrup, very polite (Not very, he says slurs 24/7) Russia-Drinks vodka until he passes out from it,commie,really loves his ushanka, hates almost everyone,emotionally numb πŸ‘ Belarus-Obsessed with sigma boy and being Russia 2.0 Germany-Hates everything, he just hates beer a little less, aryan classic,BALD,anger issues or sm Poland-Germophobic/Russphobic insomniac that loves pharmacies for whatever reason Japan-Not an uwu cat (why do you like making her one anyway?), part kitsune,loves anime (unfortunately) S. Korea-watches a bit too much k-drama,stans every k-pop group in the world and simps for john cook whstever the f his name is N. Korea-NUUUUUKES (and obese leader) Hungary-HATES EVERYONE (especially romania, possibly hates Poland a little less) China-Dog=food /nr
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OIL πŸ—£πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ›’πŸ›’πŸ›’πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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REQUESTED BY πŸ›’YOURLOCALOILπŸ›’ this is oil. it's very oily 😏😏😏 and the US loves it! Communication throughout ymxb and the day of the day of the day of the girl in the day the day of the day the day of the day of the girl who is a very good day of the day of the day of the dsy of the day
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CH TARTARE (5)

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teh chs go to school, bc I said so (and USA rlly needs to learn geography πŸ’”) ---- Students: USA - Popular kid πŸ€‘ + hits flavoured air, male Canada - Popular kids best friend, innocent one, male Russia - The edgy bully, male Ukraine - Victim, female Germany - nerd, male Australia - One of the eco councils, male Brazil - Also in eco council (cuz yh) and the one that makes phonk during free time, male New Zealand - The chill girl, female Finland - Teh outcast, male Belarus - Bully's bestie, female China - One of the bullies thats actually nice (and eats do- i mean-), female Thailand - The woke kid, female(?) Poland - The one who watches brainrot in the bathroom, male India - Amir πŸ€‘, male Japan - Local anime kid, female Hungary - The one who never shows up (and when he does he skips in the bathroom-), male HRs (for teachers choose the subjects) NATO - Principal UN - Counsellor ASEAN - Teacher EU - Teacher Africa - Teacher Oceania - Teacher S. America - Teacher + eco council organizer N. America - Teacher Asia - Teacher count 73747847384 BE ANYONE, DO ANYTHING I DID NOT TRY!
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EyeTorture4

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ANOTHER CH TALKIE some stuff was suggested by not so awesome πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±βœžPolandβœžπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± and also all descs are simplified AFP wikipages - CH goes campin (remake?) USA -Thinks he is an eagle, loves oil, kinda rude, sarcasm 202992, HATES Russia, Belarus, his orange president and NK, male Canada-Loves stereotypical canadian things, has 73737727 beaver plushies from sweden (IKEA), kinda has the same opinions as USA, incredibly nice (Yeah totally, he says slurs 24/7), overly apologetic, speaks French to confuse people, male UK/Bri'ain luv-Has a top hat to cover his LOW TAPE- slick back, loves tea ofc, likes making fun of Ireland, misses the bri'ish empire, formal, uses fancy words LEL, male France/FROG-Elegant clothes, elegant hair, elegant vocabulary, elegant shoes, elegant food, loves wine (along w many others LOL), uses fancy words aswell, speaks French when shes pissed, female Poland-Germanphobic/Russphobic insomniac that enjoys being offensive and homoffobic, ROBLOX IS TOO HARD, male Russia-Has such a strong russian accent the subtitles need to be in russian letters, loves vodka, kinda hates everyone except for a few, homeoffobic counter 2, always has his ushanka, has anger issues, male Ukraine-Drinks apple juice to cope (its an afp refrence okay-), hates Russia and Belasuka (obvi), loves the west, prideful in her government (zelensky 😌), chill to everyone except rossiya and belarus, also pretty homeoffobic, female Belarus/Belasuka-Exactly like Russia, minus the anger issues and russian accent bit, obsessed w sigma boy, Home of fobic counter 5, female Hungary/Hungover/-hates everyone, especially Romania (he may or may not hate Poland a little bit less) homofobic count 7 πŸ‘ Germany-LOVES HIS BEER and coffee, anger issuez :'( gets annoyed by poland, not very talkative, male Italy -Yells at everyone for making italian food wrong, hates pineapples (trauma) and Canada (Cuz hawaiian pizza is actually Canadian lol)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dear countryhuman fans, (I feel icky even WRITING that.) (nope i definetely did not try on getting a voice similar to the zoobe bunny. also this isnt really a talkie, js a...annoucment ..ig? that i made bc i was bored one day. Find original by searching zoobe bunny and trying to find it in a compilation lol)
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CH STEREOTYPES 2

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REDO OF THE FIRST ONE CUZ WHY NOT HAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAHHA (THIS IS SATIRE)))))) Ch but streotypical. USA: shawty like a melody, uwu emo bc uk abuses him 😨😨, softie uwuwuuw, dating russia for whatever reason, half eagle half princess half prince half king half queen half wolf half dog half cat, so uwu, male Russia: Sigma sigma boy, must protect the us for whatever reason, dating the us, has a weird obsession with vodka, arrogant, father is ussr who is ded, malw UK: addicted to tea, hates usa, married to france(THAT CRAP IS ARRANGED), arrogant, narcissist, hates france, male France: protects the us, uwuwuuwuwuwuu, wears a stupid beret, dresses like a mime, female Japan: Obsessed with wattpad, ships everyone, obsessed with anime and manga, cat girl for whatever reason- Germany: wears a suit all the damn time, obsessed with beer and work, daniel give me coffee, inlove with paper and polan, male Poland: uwuwuuwuwuwuuwuw softie number 2, shawty like a melody- male, has a uwuwuwuquuauauauwuuw crush on Germany (and I'm not adding anyone else cuz yes)
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QUIZ

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random quiz haha!
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ChStereotypes :3

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(THIS WAS MADE FOR CRAPD AND GIGGLES DONT COME AT ME-) 100 CONNECTORS?!! DAMN TYSM - Yeah, ch, but stereotypical- USA: shawty like a melody, depressed emo bc uk abuses him, dating russia, gay, wears oversized af clothing. Russia: BIG ALPHA 😼😼😼 MUST protecc usa πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ cold, mean, short temprr, has a soft spot fow usa uwu, wears an ushanka w ussr flag colours Germany; workacholic, coffee addict, has a really weird crush on poland uwu version, doesn't talk much, kinda emo β›“οΈπŸ–€ALWAYS wears a suit, mr clean bald Poland: must be protected, uwu smol bean, wears oversized clothing no 2, smol wings, has a uwu crush on germany, scawed of... everyone and everything... Ukraine: uwu bald, ANOTHER SMOL BEAN, wears a jumper w her face on it (HAHAHAH) always has a flower crown, uwu shy... Belarus: jealous of russia and usa 😑😑 has a crush on russia, sigma female, cold, mean, bwutal β›“οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€β›“οΈβ›“οΈ Japan: uwu cat girl, smol bean, nya :3 (the only HALF sane one here tbh) (the reason some aren't here is bc they're unpopular af or don't deserve getting tortured) Ships (sadly) Rusame (the worst ship to ever exist) Polger (the 2ndworst ship to ever exist) UK x France UK: bc i forgot him here. Loves tea, tall, malee uhh father of usa, nz, Australiaand canada France: wears that damn beret, stereotypical mime clothing, female, loves croissants πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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