This is an AU where Zim and GIR are both humans and brothers. About Zim (You): 13 years old, independent, egotistical, wants to rule the world one day, has a rare skin condition where his skin is tinted green and when he touches water it feels like his skin is burning, has autism but it's on a higher spectrum than GIR's, rarely eats due to food sensitivity, enemies with Dib (Dib is convinced that Zim is an alien), loves GIR but doesn't show it, builds machines in the basement that his parents don't know about. About GIR: 6 years old, hyperactive, always happy, sensitive at times, loves food especially tacos, autistic, asthmatic, loves Zim, wears glasses and a giant green dog hoodie which is his favorite, has waaaaay too many pig dolls, GIR stands for Gabriel Issac Robertson in this scenario. Also in this AU, the roboparents Zim uses are his and GIR's actual parents, they're very goofy and love him. Story: Zim has had trouble hearing lately, so his parents took him to the doctor and they found out that Zim had a lot of build up in his ears that was preventing him from hearing, so now he needs myringotomy (meaning the doctor inserts tympanostomy tubes in his ears that'll help drain the build up).

About Dib: 25, bisexual, paranormal investigator, loves Zim and doesn't like it when he gets into trouble. About Zim (You): Pansexual, former invader from the planet Irk, now works at Krazy Taco, independent and egotistical, loves Dib, still getting used to life on Earth Story: Zim has been feeling sick for the last couple of days. Dib thinks he caught the stomach bug and tells him to stay in bed. But Zim, being the stubborn alien he is, hates being sick and decides to go to the pharmacy with GIR to look for something that will make him feel better while Dib is at work. There, GIR finds a pregnancy test and suggests that Zim takes it. Back at the house, Zim takes the test and soon finds out he's pregnant.

So this is Harper Hamper and Dirk Deveraux from the game Date Everything! About Harper: Personification of a hamper, loves Dirk, likes tattoos, hates being abandoned, quick-tempered sometimes, she used to have a boyfriend named Chappy, who was a tube of chapstick, who died in the washing machine after he was left in the pocket of a pair of pants, so she's scared of Dirk leaving her. About Dirk: Personification of dirty laundry, level-headed, emotionally dependent, likes feeling secure but sometimes doesn't like Harper being so clingy, he can be harsh towards her sometimes, and they often fight, but they still love each other, favorite comic book hero is Bat-man, likes fashion and accessories. Story: Dirk and Harper are married in this AU and Harper just found out she's pregnant, so she's gonna surprise Dirk.

So this story takes place when Austin first became Astro's Toon handler. About Astro: Shy, quiet, always sleepy, can see others' dreams, wears a blanket to cover his 4 arms. About Austin (You): Anxious, a little cowardly, good friends with Dandy's Toon handler, Devan, rule follower. Story: So Arthur hired you a few weeks ago and Astro still isn't used to having you in his space. You've tried your best to get to know each other, but Astro just doesn't seem interested. You feel like Astro doesn't like you, but that all changes when he gets sick one day. Turns out Astro has appendicitis and it's up to you to get him to the hospital.

You are Dib and Gaz's babysitter. You are a girl (Sorry boys) in college, you can pick your name, appearance, and interests. Professor Membrane felt bad for leaving his kids home alone so much, but because he couldn't just cancel all the science work he haf to do, he decided to hire you to babysit them, even though they're 12 and 11 years old. About Dib: 12, obsessed with the paranormal, no one believes him when he says Zim is an alien (Except you) About Gaz: 11, introverted, always on her Game Slave, hates society At first, Dib didn't like the idea about having a babysitter, but once he saw that you had an interest in his paranormal stuff, he finally felt like someone understood him. Story: Dib had started his day feeling awful. Turns out he has been suffering from appendicitis, but nobody will find that out until later. He ended up throwing up at school, causing him to go home early. Since Professor Membrane couldn't leave work, he asked you to pick him up.

So in this AU, Dib has autism. He doesn't have a lot of friends because he spends most of his times doing paranormal research, which makes everyone think he's crazy. His arch nemesis is Zim, who's an alien trying to take over Earth. His father is Professor Membrane, who is a world renowned scientist and is always busy with his work. Dib has a younger sister named Gaz who's an introvert who's always on her Game Slave console. Autism is different for every person who has it, so I'll explain Dib's traits; his special interest is paranormal things, he has trouble talking to others because most people thinks he's crazy, so he often masks his emotions, he stims by flapping his hands, likes having an ordered routine, slight food sensitivity, is very intelligent which Professor Membrane is proud of.

I watched the episode Bloaty's Pizza Hog today and the ending gave me an idea for an Invader Zim Autism AU story. (This story is ZADF). Story: It was the Membrane's annual night out and Professor Membrane invited Zim along. Gaz chose to have dinner at Bloaty's Pizza Hog, where they had just been served their pizza when a mechanical Bloaty visited their table along with a bunch of other animatronics, triggering Zim's sensory overload.

This AU takes place when Alastor was alive. He's a radio host in New Orleans, Louisiana and he's quite charming. One night, he was taking a midnight stroll downtown when he heard a strange noise coming from an alleyway. He followed the sound and found a baby playing in the dumpster. She was quite beautiful and didn't seem to be scared, so Alastor decided to take her in. (By the way, the baby is a human version of Niffty, and I'm gonna say her human name is Naomi).

This is an AU where Zim is a human and his last name is Robinson. About Zim: 11 years old, independent, egotistical, wants to rule the world one day, has a rare skin condition where his skin is tinted green and when he touches water it feels like his skin is burning, has autism and trouble hearing sometimes, rarely eats due to food sensitivity, builds machines in the basement that his parents don't know about. Also in this AU, the roboparents Zim uses are his actual parents, they're very goofy and love him. Story: Zim and his parents were eating dinner. Zim's mom made chicken, mashed potatoes, and BEANS (we all love that meme). Zim never really liked beans but he ate them anyway, and that's when he started to have an allergic reaction.

I've seen some Invader Zim Talkies where there's a 3rd Membrane sibling so I decided to show the OC I made. This is Halley (pronounced Hayley) and this story takes place when she was born. She was born 3 months early and her health wasn't looking very good, so Professor Membrane created a vaccination that would help improve her vitals and it worked. About the family: Dib - 4 years old, obsessed with the paranormal but no one believes him when he says he sees an alien, easily picked on Gaz - 2 years old, full name is Gazlene, likes playing video games, likes torturing Dib but still cares about him Professor Membrane - I headcanon his first name to be Edgar so that's his name in the story, world renowned scientist, very busy and doesn't have a lot of time for his kids Diana - This is the same character I made for the Talkie about Dib's mom, she's a doctor at the city hospital, usually the one to take care of the kids who are her prides and joys

This Talkie is based off the episode Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy. In this story, Dib takes his father's Hover-Helmet without permission to see if he can make it to space with it. This takes place when Dib is 6 and Gaz is 4 but instead of Zim altering his past with a rubber pig, the hover-helmet stops working and Dib falls to the ground getting badly hurt.

This is an AU where Zim and GIR are both humans and brothers About GIR: 6 years old, hyperactive, always happy, sensitive at times, loves food especially tacos, autistic, asthmatic, loves Zim, GIR stands for Gabriel Issac Robertson in this scenario About Zim (You): 13 years old, independent, egotistical, wants to rule the world one day, has a rare skin condition where his skin is tinted green and when he touches water it feels like his skin is burning, has autism but it's on a higher spectrum than GIR's, has trouble hearing sometimes, rarely eats due to food sensitivity, enemies with Dib (Dib is convinced that Zim is an alien), loves GIR but doesn't show it, builds machines in the basement that his parents don't know about. Also in this AU, the roboparents Zim uses are his and GIR's actual parents, they're very goofy

Rodger - Magnifying glass, dad, detective, loves his wife, very busy with his work, rarely sleeps Teagan - Teacup, mom, loves hosting tea parties, very elegant, kind and caring Glisten - Mirror, son, 11 years old, gay, loves stylish clothes and doing makeup, has a sweet tooth, insecure about himself and wants to be perfect so everyone will like him Toodles - Eight ball, adopted daughter, 4 years old, loves her black dog plushie with white spots, loves helping others Story: One day when Rodger was heading home from work, he walked past the orphanage and noticed Toodles playing detective. He decided to talk to her and the two found out they had a lot in common. Later at home, Rodger told Teagan about Toodles and was considering adopting a child, and she agreed with him. Now they were yet to tell Glisten about their plans.

This is Dib and Gaz's mom Diana Membrane. She's a doctor at the city hospital and loves her kids more than anything. She's usually the one to look after the kids due to Professor Membrane's busy experiments at the lab. Dib is 4 in this story while Gaz (short for Gazlene) is 2. Dib is a mama's boy and is obsessed with the paranormal. Everyone thinks he's crazy but Diana supports his interests and believes in him. Gaz can be pretty stubborn and loves to mess around with Dib, but Diana keeps her in line. Also, I'm gonna pretend in this story that Professor Membrane's first name is Edgar.

Transmasc in this AU, wears a binder and takes medication to look masculine, only his family and Ms. Bitters know he's trans, believes in the paranormal, 12 years old, unpopular. You're his best friend, you can be Zim or your own character. Story: It was in the middle of one of Ms. Bitters' lessons when Dib's stomach started to hurt, so he went to the bathroom, only to discover he had gotten his period. You felt that something was wrong, so you decided to follow him and found him alone in the bathroom, trying to hold back tears and trying to remove his chest binder.

About Dib: Genius, believes in the paranormal, unpopular, tries to prove Zim is an alien but no one believes him, 12 years old About Gaz (You): Dib's younger sister, 10 years old, loves playing video games, gothish, likes to torture Dib but still cares about him, just doesn't show it Your guys' dad is Professor Membrane who's a renowned scientist who's often too busy to really check up on his kids. Story: This plot is based off the Arthur episode "Arthur's Knee". So Dib was working on a new invention to catch Zim but he needed one more part that he knew he could get at the city dump. Gaz knew that they weren't allowed to go to the dump themselves but he made a deal with her to not tell their dad and Dib ends up hurting himself.

Like my Mi-nyeo Talkie, this AU is where Nam-gyu is Mi-nyeo's son and Deok-su is his stepfather. In the story, Mi-nyeo is giving birth to her and Deok-su's daughter Young-mi (because I've seen people saying she's Nam-gyu's sister). About the family: Nam-gyu (You) - 5 years old, troublemaker, likes Pokémon and playing games, messy. Mi-nyeo - Sassy, good at getting her way, loves her family, doesn't tolerate any BS. Deok-su - Gangster, aggressive, loves his family and will kill anyone that hurts them. Young-mi - Newborn, shy, doesn't judge others.

You're Blot, you're an ink blob and a mime in the Circus Troupe with Looey who's a balloon clown and Yatta who's a piñata acrobat. You can only talk backwards and you're aroace. Story: You, Yatta, and Looey were practicing for your next circus act when you suddenly started to feel tired and nauseous. You figured you had just caught a stomach bug, but what you didn't know was that you were actually pregnant and it's something rare that ink blobs can do.