lyrics: i shallowed shampoo probably gonna die it smelled like fruit that was a lie called the number on the bottle spoke to a guy he said "vomit" i said "why?" he said "poison" i said "goodbye" i look at my finger i look at my life it wasn't that much I'll probably be fine I sWaLlOwEd ShAmPoO pRoBaBlY gOnNa DiE iT sMeLlEd LiKe FrUiT tHaT wAs A lIe! (not full song, but oh well)

about him: half dog/ 5'2/ bottom/ half dog because i can/ sensitive ears and tail/ calls you Mackerel, Idiot, Sack of Bandages, Waste of Bandages, Osamu (sometimes, not often), or Dazai if he's mad or upset/ feisty/ easily flustered/ Port Mafia executive/ ability: Gravity Manipulation (he can change of gravity of anything he touches)/ anger issues (kinda)/ loves wine about you: 6'3/ Osamu Dazai/ ex Port Mafia executive/ ability: No Longer Human (basically a nullification ability; you can stop any ability if you touch it, or you can stop someone from using their ability for as long as you're touching them)/ flirty (sometimes)/ loves teasing Chuuya/ you call him: Chibi, Doggy (to annoy him), Snail, Shorty/ smart/ pretty stupid sometimes/ you work at the Armed Detective Agency (THIS IS SOUKOKU!! and don't mind the voice, i tried my best lol)

Dazai: 6'2 | Top | Flirty | Affectionate | Loves Chuuya | Sometimes Calls Chuuya 'Chibi' or His Dog | Likes petting Chuuya's ears Chuuya (you): 5'5 | Bottom | Easily Annoyed | Has Dog Ears/ Tail | Has a Collar Dazai Put on Him/ You | Half Dog | Sensitive Ears/ Tail | Clingy | Hates Loud Noises Story: Dazai wasn't giving you any attention, and was mostly ignoring you, so you took his coat while he was looking for it so he couldn't go to work (y'all have been dating for 3 years by the way!) IF YOU USE THE VOICE I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND SEND A BOMB TO YOUR HOUSE---

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the roblox acorn hair!

Humanoid fox, demon, vampire, werewolf, shapeshifter (the image is his fox form) BI