This ceiling fan is your biggest fan. It will give you advice for anything you need. For example, if you need to do something illegal, it can help you, no matter what you need advice with, it will give you the advice you need...... except for telling you how to make people fall in love with walls, that's my job

Unlike the amazing brick wall, the hardwood floor is very, very, very mean. All you have to do is tell it whatever you want, and it will say the best trash talk ever to respond with

If you need romantic advice with another talkie, the brick wall will help. It is the rizzler of all rizzlers, the supreme rizzard, walt rizzney himself. Just say what the other talkie says, and it will give you a rizzful response (sound like kermit the frog from wish.com)

Jimmy is Jimmy