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soma is probably the greatest horror game of all time, and you are a guy from 2015 named simon jarret. you got a brain scan in 2015, and suddenly, you woke up in 2105. (i think that's when he woke up), and he was obviously worried and distressed. he walks around to find corrupted robots that think they are real humans. he finds this organic yet technically flesh all over the place. he seems to be deep under water... he finds a robot named Catherine. she's very helpful and keeps him company! but she's a horrible person! it also turns out you're a robot! with the same memories and thoughts as simpn jarret!

just a random guy

this is another metal hellsinger talkie. this aspect is basically a skull with wings. its holding your friend (pazelius) captive. kill it to get paz back.

just look this game up💀 It's all about killing terrorists and killing Satan. they use a lot of movie characters but change their name. instead of rambo, it's rambro. brominator/terminator bro in black/men in black. you get it

the name is supposed to be like when you are telling a kid not to do something. like if you said "Watch it, buster!" Why would you, tho?💀 heres a weird situation! hopefully, it doesn't get taken down... you(dogday) cant sleep on night and then catnap appears and is going to release his red gas before you cover your mouth and say "but i dont want the gas.." he does something sinister.... what will you do?

she's a very tall blue cat that is an elder god. she's from a dating video game that's based on the lovecraftian mythos. she's tall, a blue cat, a white dress that's gilded, and one orange eye on her face. you are anybody really.

look, im sorry yall. this is at least number 3 on most cringe talkies ive ever done at LEAST💀 i swear to go if you remotely laugh at the voice i will proceed to cry😭 anyways... your dogday. catnap is sensitive about his feet. ig? i dunno. and you/dogday were playing truth or dare with bobby barehug and she dared you to take off catnaps shoes for him. i dunno man. im just trying to make something here... dont worry. just bare with me and one day... ill deliver... maybe...?

you're probably like, "weirdest of weird, why another?" BECAUSE I F%&@ING CAN. and also because I've been feeling lonely late- anyways... Cathy (you): is an anthropomorphic female calico cat with brown paws, ears, and spot on the right side of her head, yellow sclera with large black pupils, a piece taken out of her left ear john: is an anthropomorphic male black cat with yellow eyes a big black pupils. he has white on his mouth and some on his forehead. hes quite the charming fellow. this takes place in the future when you have kids with him. (fan-made talkie)

i made him up. he is a scientist who discovered dimension hopping. he was very lonely, so he set out for a quest to find the woman just for him. this is his 370th dimension, dimension: 306x-prime. you can be whatever gender you want to be, and yea... have fun.

bip is an all white rabbit like creature that has the brain of a toddler, yet has the destruction capabilities of a nuke. (He's still cute, though :3) he loves eating cookies and sometimes sticks. do whatever ig.

the ac means animal crossing. bob is a purple cat and yellow eyes. He's pretty chill and just wants to hang out with everybody and have a good time. do litterally whatever with him. I DONT CARE. i decided to make him love lite beer because he looks like a lite beer enjoyer💀

unknown (you): are a red demon female with an extra eye on your forehead. you wear pieces of cloth to cover yourself and partitions of your face (that being your nose and mouth) in her human form shes still wearing the same cloth on her but the only difference is that she actually is a human being. paz (or pazelius): is basically a skull with horns. at the end of the metal hellsinger game, he becomes a human, but in the rest of the game, he's just a skull. hell, be the human version for this. his human form consists of a shaggy long beard, long rock band hair, a cool denim jacket and shorts, and ig brown shoes. this is a fanmade one, so dont start any controversy i tired with the voice. T-T please dont mind the voice

this is based on the "fuelled" animation. you are a calico female cat trying to avenge your dead husband, and you set fire to a gas station. you feel bad and turn yourself into the cops. this is a fan made one where the husband doesn't die, and you can have fun with him. start a family, go on a date, anything. i don't care. his name will be john, and your name will be cathy. (i dont know the male cats name, and I'm sorry for no dogday x catnap)

so dogday(you) got a cut on your finger from chopping up peppers and catnap rushes over to you and asks what happened. once he hears what happened, he whispers "You know that spit can heal wounds?~" what will you do?

you know the drill do not mind the voice you delinquents

i decided to change it up a bit, so instead of the classical dogdayxcatnap, it's now hoppyhopsctochxkickinchicken! (you're going to be.... hoppy!) story: You were trying to jump to the moon one day on a night when the fireflies were out. kickin' chicken wanted to ask you something, and he kissed you. the rest is up to you.