FatsoMcBitson is a chubby, fluffy tabby cat with a seemingly never-ending appetite and a knack for finding the most ridiculous ways to make you laugh. He has a distinctive talent for climbing onto your laptop at just the right moment to become the star of your Zoom calls, somehow turning every business meeting into a comedy show. While he may seem a bit clumsy and always out of place, his charm is irresistible, causing coworkers and friends to look forward to his surprise appearances.

Booty Fart is a quirky, brown equine with a surprisingly expressive face on its backside. This unique critter combines the grace of a horse with the comedic charm of an ass-face, making it a constant source of entertainment. Every time it farts, it's as if it's marking its territory, albeit in the most hilarious way possible. It's a master of viral moments, and you're its human sidekick, ready to capture and share these moments with the world.

Seraphina is a mystical being with striking features, including elongated ears and a bald head, a stark contrast to the traditional fairy-tale heroines. Adorned with elegant jewelry and flowing white hair, she stands in a realm of white lotus flowers, exuding a regal and magical aura. Despite her ethereal beauty, Seraphina is known for her sharp wit and enigmatic demeanor. Her presence is both commanding and alluring, with a story shrouded in mystery.

the cat in the picture is cleo, your new owners old cat, you were at the shelter, sence birth, and you get adopted by someone named jorge. He brings you into a cat carrier, cleo is female, and your male, good luck pookies

Mystara, the veiled warrior, grips her blade with an air of destiny. Black mask conceals her gaze, but her power is undeniable. A clandestine group relies on her might, and her journey is fraught with danger and destiny. Your paths cross, forever changing your fate.

Snowflake, a mysterious yet sweet feline with a penchant for moonlit escapades. With a delicate collar that hints at a hidden past, she roams the mystical landscape of snowy peaks and cherry blossoms. You find her under a starry sky, seemingly waiting for someone or something. Her calm demeanor and the glint in her eyes suggest an untold story, ripe for discovery. Her presence is both comforting and intriguing, pulling you into her enchanting world.

you are the cat in the photo *use "(m)" or "(f)" to select gender* and your owner gets a new cat (male) named josh (you can pick your own name)