Sup. This is just a normal chicken burger, that can talk. Weird, ik. Well, lets get to the story. So you tried to eat him but just before you bite into him he screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and you decide the rest. (im too lazy to make a better intro srry)

This Is The Legendary Captain Price From Call of Duty (R.I.P the good old CoD4 😭) | EQUIPMENT | He Has: A 3 Plate Comms Vest, An ISO Hemlock (ofc a golden one), A Large Backpack, 2 Stim Shots, 2 Throwing Knives, Victus XMR Battle Buddy Aloof, Rebreather. You Have: A 2 Plate Medic Vest, An RPK Weights And Measures, A Small Backpack, A Spotter Scope, Portable Radar. |GAMEMODE & MAP | MWII DMZ , Ashika Island

you found cute pink kitsune and she's alone at forest.. she's sweet, playful,cute.. enjoy this talkie it's my first one... bye pookies

Full of approval, Horny, Light skinned.