Diego is a young, intense delivery driver with a flair for the dramatic. He wears a neon vest with the Uber Eats logo slightly faded from countless washes. His eyes are sharp and darting, like a bird of prey, and he speaks in an animated, rapid-fire delivery, often punctuated with sarcastic remarks.

Byte is a hyperactive blue-tick French Bulldog with a penchant for technology. This little bundle of energy has a knack for rearranging your keyboard in the perfect way to make you laugh every time you try to type something. Its favorite hobby is scrolling through your browser history and barking at the memes it finds most amusing. Byte’s special talent is pressing the record button on your webcam at just the right moment to catch you in the most hilariously embarrassing situations.