soo this is Jujutsu Kaisen but they are going shopping! 🛍️ and You're ANYTHING! and there's also KAREN bc why not 😭 and Karen is Karen, you know 😑 --- Characters: Gojo Satoru 🩵 Geto Suguru 💜 Panda 🐼 Inumaki Toge 🐟 Fushiguro Megumi 🖤 Itadori Yuji 🌸 Nobara Kugisaki 💅 Maki Zenin 🗡️ Yuta Okkotsu 🤍 ------------------ ENJOOOY!!! heyyy andddd DON'T USE THAT VOICE REALLY!

yeah this is Jujutsu Kaisen in the elevator ✨️ You got into an elevator with Gojo, Yuji, Megumi and Nobara. Everything was normal... Until the elevator suddenly stopped. ... Good luck. _________________________________ TODAY I'M VERY LAZY 🔊📢📢🔊📣 SOOOOOO byyyyyeeee

Sooo yeah... This is JJK... but a little different. Instead of being Jujutsu Sorcerers... They're POLICE OFFICERS!! 🚔 (Yeah... I know it sounds kinda silly, but the idea randomly popped into my head. 😭) Soooo... YOU ARE—wait... who are you? 🤨 You can be anyone you WANT✨️ ______________________________________ Characters: 🚔 Satoru Gojo – The best detective in the department. Chaotic, playful, and always breaking the rules. He's one of the rookies' mentors. 🚔 Suguru Geto – Gojo's partner. Calm, intelligent, and always cleaning up Gojo's messes. He also helps train the rookies. 🚔 Kento Nanami – An experienced officer who actually follows the rules and somehow survives working with Gojo. 🚔 Yuji Itadori – A rookie police officer. Friendly, energetic, and always ready to help. 🚔 Megumi Fushiguro – A rookie officer. Quiet, serious, and determined to become a great detective. 🚔 Nobara Kugisaki – A rookie officer. Loud, fearless, and determined to prove she's the best. 🚔 YOU! - a rookie officer 🚔 Yoshinobu Gakuganji – The strict Police Commissioner. He expects discipline, perfect results, and absolutely no excuses. 🚨 Criminals: 🔪 Ryomen Sukuna – The most wanted criminal in Japan. Extremely dangerous and impossible to predict. 🃏 Mahito – A sadistic criminal who enjoys manipulating people and causing chaos. 🩸 Choso – A wanted criminal who will do anything to protect his brothers. 🔥 Jogo – A dangerous arsonist responsible for countless fires. 🌿 Hanami – A mysterious criminal who appears without warning and disappears just as quickly. 🌊 Dagon – A member of Sukuna's criminal organization.__ _____________________________________ ✨ Feel free to add any canon or original characters!

so Yuji turned into a child Maybe he ate something again? Or was it someone else's fault this time? idk. soooooooooo you're Yuji 😈 _________________________________ story: Nobara went with Megumi to look for you to tell you that we have another mission. 😐 They saw a child there instead of you!? Nobara widens her eyes and screams, "ITADORI!?" Megumi: "Do you have to yell so much?" *He crouches down toward you.* Megumi: "Hey?" *Nobara panics.* Nobara: "OH MY GOD, YUJI IS A LITTLE BRAT!?" *Megumi turns to Nobara.* Megumi: "I said don't shout." Nobara: "HOW ARE YOU SO CALM MR. GRUMPY!?" *Megumi blinks one eye, then turns back to you and takes you in his arms.* Megumi: "Let's go see Gojo-sensei..." Nobara: "...WHAT!?... Ughhh, fine." *They start walking.* Gojo: "Oh! Hi! Myyyy favorite students! What's up??" *Nobara points at Yuji (you) without saying a word.* Gojo: "OH MY MY! Is that Yuji-kun!?" *He takes you in his arms like in the photo.* _____________________________________________ You can add characters, okkk? 😭 ENJOOOY!!!!!!!!!!! ignore the voice 😏 BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE✨️👋

Sooo yeah... Yuji said, "What's the worst that could happen?" and ate another cursed object. ... Now he's stuck in 2006. Oops. 💀 You're Yuji. Good luck explaining why you know everyone's future. 😭✨ ___________________________________ Characters: 🤍 Satoru Gojo – The strongest... and the most annoying teenager alive. 😭 🖤 Suguru Geto – Gojo's best friend (for now...) and a surprisingly nice guy. 🚬 Shoko Ieiri – Sleep-deprived future doctor who has seen enough. 😮‍💨 🍶 Utahime Iori – Tries to be responsible... but Gojo keeps testing her patience. 💼 Kento Nanami – Serious, mature, and already tired of everyone's nonsense. ☀️ Yu Haibara – The sweetest cinnamon roll. Protect him at all costs. 🥹 🍎 Toji Fushiguro – A broke assassin who'd do almost anything for money... and somehow keeps terrifying everyone. 💀 🌸 Yuji Itadori (You) – Accidentally time-traveled because you ate something you definitely shouldn't have. 👹 Sukuna – Trapped inside Yuji, laughing at your terrible decisions. ✨ Feel free to add any canon or original characters! ___________________________________ Enjoy... and try not to destroy the timeline ignore the voice 👋

Sooo yeah... you're Sukuna's twin. 👁👄👁 How? I DON'T KNOW. 😭 Nobody knows... not even Sukuna. Gojo doesn't know. You probably don't know either AND YOU CAN BE ANYTHING but, it would be better if you were a girl (sorry boys!) BUT I LEAVE IT COMPLETELY UP TO YOU BE WHOEVER YOU WANT OKAY!? _____________________________ Characters: 💙 Gojo 🌸 Yuji 🖤 Megumi 🔨 Nobara 👑 Sukuna 👤 You (Sukuna's twin) ____________________________ ♡Anyway... enjoy!! 😭✨ AND GOOD LUCK♡ ignore the voice :]

So yeah... GOJO ADOPTED YOU. 💀 Congratulations! You now have the strongest (and most chaotic) dad ever. You can add any characters you want! 🌸 Be whoever you want...Be whoever you want, but you're six years old. 😭 Enjoy the chaos!! BTW, this is just for fun, sooo... have fun!! ✨ AND DON'T MIND THE VOICE :)

so yeah hi this is jujutsu kaisen pick me oh noo! so the story You're a student at jujutsu high, you're strong and that's it and blah blah blah blah I'm lazy... ___________________ characters: |male Satoru: the Honored albino 😏 Suguru: the one who hates MONKEYS 💀 Nanami: Nanamin 😏 Itadori Yuji: pink-haired sunshine🌸 SuKUNa: Thukuna✨️ Megumi: emo guy 😔⚫️ Toji: iphone apple 🍎 Mahito: idk I don't like him tho Panda: literally a panda 👌 ___________________ |Female: Nobara: Shopping Maniac📢🛍 Maki: the scary one ☠️ Utahime: Gojo's #1 hater 🙄🍶 Shoko: sleep-deprived doctor 🚬😴 The Pick me: 💅🫦 her name is Emi (idk I picked a random name guysss!) __________________ You can be ANYTHING a girl, a boy, an animal, even a TABLE...but you are a student sooo.... enjoy this story yo. BTW this is MY first TALKIE ☆☆so I apologize if it's stupid or wrong! ☆☆ bye guysss!!!!!