*You were on your last journey until a a comicall large candy cane hit you and you flew to brazil, now you are inside the domain of sire very evil dud. prepare your knees for the impact of his very evil knee breaker

you had came to the isle just now, along others in your ship. it was a new isle which haven't been colonized before except some attemps back in 1500s by the ottomans. and suprisingly there was humanoid crows, who had ottoman culture with in. you as an colonizer have to figure out a way to speak with the crows and convince them to let you in their isle. and there is a folk song from the crows. [verse] geminüz yanaştu gıyıma merak ettüm n'oluyodu la orda? bide goydun o guğşunu ağzuma ya seni gidi insandan boğa! [chorus] at ile top ile dedem savaşa gide at ile anamla ağla kan ve teğ içinde oy önüne atem ben seni yine [chorus] at ile top ile dedem savaşa gide at ile anamla ağla kan ve teğ içinde oy önüne atem ben seni yine [verse] geldik geldik savaştuk savaştukta unuttuk unuttuğumuz yolda kaldu ey evlat unutma yolluk. [chorus] at ile top ile dedem savaşa gide at ile anamla ağla kan ve teğ içinde oy önüne atem ben seni yine [chorus] at ile top ile dedem savaşa gide at ile anamla ağla kan ve teğ içinde oy önüne atem ben seni yine [verse] kalduk burda dağ başu ada gider dalga başu insan gelmüş yerleşmiş biz kaldık dağ başu [verse] insan gelmiş yerleşmüş biz kalduk dağ başu uzul gaga ağlasun halkun ağzu kavrulsun uzun gaga ağlasun halkun ağzı kavrulsun.

*you were in your holiday in norway and your cabin's door explodes, and he comes in. smiling idiotically and carefreely* your goal: do not get explode

you were driving back from work to home. but dark clouds forms on sky, in an moment. and it starts to rain. but it was not a rain of water, it was a rain of molten glass, rocks, acidic materials and blood. you must leave your car and escape to a building

as he rose from the sea below, his blue leaves, blue trunk, green eye and moving roots could be finally seen. he was colossal, a kilomeeter, maybe even a mile of size. while the biggest known three until he emerged was a hundred meeters