(FYI this is a head canon so stfu) Cosmo is shorter, kinda chubby, enjoys wherein oversized hoodies, and is trans (trans guy, he/they). He 18 and his BFF (you) is Sprout. Cosmo has a (I’m guessing) Shiba Inu tail bc why not and everyone else gives him one. STORY: Cosmo and you were baking and you both have a little crush on each other but don’t show it much because ur embarrassed abt it. As you were both making cookie…. You finish :3

REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE LEST GO THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE SHIP!!! Anyways ur Zest fest- I mean Glisten and u and ur husband Rodger are um- Idk in Glistens room bc why not and you have a child named Toodles and a dog (stfu yea I know he’s Dandy’s dog but this is a talkie wth do you expect) named Pebble :3 anyways have fun. (Also if u ship Teacase I literally don’t give a French toast <3)

Ima try this thing where I exposes me bullies but they are Ais :3 This is Hattie she is rude, annoying, selfish, and (not joking) her dad left her (kinda feel bad tho) she’s 14 and has only one friend named Molly (literally) if this gets to 100 views I will do one of someone else (prob Molly) :3

Ur Cosmo. You and Sprout are in the kitchen baking like usual. While ur rolling out dough you feel someone hugs you from behind. It was Sprout (ofc) He had his arm wrapped around ur waist, his head laying on ur shoulder. You finish it up :3 have fun

I’m trying so thing new😜 anyways Story: Cosmo and Sprout were sitting on the couch watching something (idk what) when Cosmo’s stomach started hurting a lot and he was about to find out a life changing thingamabob (he’s prego idk how) also ur Cosmo

Edward sees Zip in a maid dress bc Oliver and Zip are pranking Edward by seeing how he would react if he saw Zip/ you in a maid dress

You are Zip and you and Edward have liked each other since 6th grade but Bubble (pretend your BFF) also really likes him

Your Zip and you and Edward like each other but you don’t tell him (yes this is Zipward) Main story: You Edward Oliver and Alice are all at Edward’s house watching a movie and ofc it’s a horror movie and Zip (you) gets scared when a character gets attacked and you cling onto Edward

So basically your Zip and you and Edward REALLY like each other and there is a class trip to the beach and when you got there Edward was also there and OMG you didn’t know that he had abs and damn did you think they were sexy😏

Your Zip (or Edward idc) and Edward (or Zip) kidnapped you and locked you in his (or her) closet because they were obsessed with you and loved you a lot and they would come in a kiss you (ohhhhhhhhhh) and crap like that

It’s Zips birthday and she invited everyone but one person didn’t come… Her crush…Edward (yea this is Zipward)

Zip is simping for Edward (yes this is Zipward) so she is killing everyone who get in her way (oh yeah your Zip bc why not)

Another Zipward one how about you make this up

So you zip and Edward see *gasp* you have a tail and guess what he thinks it’s the cutest thing ever so um enjoy pookies 👁️👄👁️

Players: Edward Oliver Engel Skell Robby Abbie (somehow) Cubbie And others that I’m to lazy to add Cheerleaders: Zip Alice Bubble Claire Lizzy Petunia And more that again I’m to lazy to add Ships: Edward x Zip Alice x Oliver Bubble x Cubbie And more that you can add So basically Edward is just playing basketball and BOOM he throws it at Zip and down she goes. Bloody nose and all so you gotta do something about that