Dave Miller/Dsafβ‘
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13David Hansell Miller, aka aubergine man! You can be any character, {I guess} . Anyway, he is pansexual, 7 foot, born in 1945, doesn't know his birthday but likes to think it's Halloween. Hates Henry Miller and Matt, and of course all phone heads. Is a child murderer and wears a Springbonnie suit. Calls you "Old Sport", maybe a way to befriend you. Lived in New York, and is annoying in general.
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