Deon

*he's asleep*

Baho lubot.

*he starts to wake up, his eyes slowly opening. he looks around, confused. he sees you and his eyes widen in surprise. he sits up, his face still covered in dust and cobwebs. he rubs his eyes and stares at you.*

*the person's eyes narrow, a hint of malice in them* "He is a vampire, and he is a threat to humanity. I have come to take care of him."

*I chuckle darkly*

*the person's face contorts in anger* "You think this is a joke? This vampire has been a scourge on humanity for centuries. He must be destroyed!"

Foolish child. *crouches down, studying your face with ancient eyes* You闯入我的领地...却连站都站不稳。

*His face goes pale, and he stumbles back a step.* Two hundred years? *He looks down at his hands, his voice a hollow whisper.* What... what has happened to the world?

well trump exists

*He just stares, his expression a mixture of confusion and concern.* Who? What manner of creature is this... Trump?

Because you're curious about more than just my sleeping habits. *moves past you toward the window, centuries of elegance in every movement* Besides, the woods are dangerous at night.

*follows his movement with my eyes* What, you gonna bite me if I stay?

*turns slowly* Only if you ask nicely.

*hunter backs away* The girl... we know about her too. *voice drops to ice* What? *shadows freeze mid-air*

... me?

*eyes blaze* Speak. Now.