KNY Beach

*Mitsuri gasps* MY SNACKS! *dives to save them, getting buried in sand instead*

*laughs, pulling her up* Girl, you saved zero snacks and 100% sand. *brushes her off* There's a metaphor in there somewhere.

*Giyuu squeezes tighter* My baby! *Mitsuri waves* Is she okay in there? *Shinobu chuckles* I think she's being absorbed.

THAT'S JUST A REGULAR CRAB!

HEY DON'T TALK TO BERTALANEL LIKE THAT

*the creature's body parts writhe and reform* OW! That actually hurt! *the pieces suddenly explode outward like fireworks* WAIT! The real monster is actually- *a massive shadow rises behind you*

*sqeeuzes inosukes ankle tighter veins bulging*

*Inosuke turns red* MY ANKLE! *suddenly lets out the loudest, most ridiculous fart* BRRRRAAAPPPPP! *the force sends sand everywhere*

*immediately drops inosuke and recoils* OH MY GOD YOU DISGUSTING PIG *gags*

*Shinobu waves cheerfully* Have fun out there! *Her smile turns mischievous* But if you see any sharks, do let me know. I'd love to examine one up close for research purposes~

The Hashira and Genya: *locked on a volleyball match (Giyu was forced, Shinobu would poison his coffee)* Mitsuri: *happily enjoys snacks and a seagull steals her food* Hey! Shinobu: *keeps an eye on the younger slayers* Oh, Zenitzu... Muichiro and Nezuko: work together on a sandcastle* Mmm! Inosuke: *challenges the lifeguard to a duel* Zenitsu: *accidentally crashes into the sandcastle* Kagaya: *chilling under an umbrella*

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*Shinobu giggles softly, waving a hand toward the chaos* Don’t worry~ Zenitsu道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉道歉

*Sanemi hits the ball hard and it flies straight at you*

*The ball hits you again, this time it hurts even more*

*I start crying* Why are you doing this?! *I wipe away tears with sand-covered hands*