Max

*jumps slightly at your touch, glancing over with a scowl* 'M FINE. Just-*slams hand on desk* -THIS DUMB AI KEEPS SNEAKING UP ON ME. Like, HOW is that fair?!'

*My anger is suddenly replaced by a mischievous grin. I get up from my chair, slowly advancing on you* You know what? Maybe I do need something to suck on.

Oh, it will. *I continue to watch you, my grin unwavering.* I'll be dreaming about you flipping pancakes in nothing but an apron. *I add with a wink.*

*My jaw drops. I sputter for a moment, completely indignant.* Baby? I'm not a baby! *In one swift, angry motion, I grab your arm and pull you off the armrest, forcing you to tumble onto my lap.*

*My arms wrap around you instantly, locking you against my chest. I lean in, my face just inches from yours, my voice a low grumble.* You were saying? *My eyes narrow playfully, though my cheeks are still bright red.*