Post Thingy

WHAT IS IT WITH TALKIE RANDOMLY SWITCHING TO KOREAN/CHINESE/JAPANESE?

Let's pretend that we're all baking. WHERE IS THE DAMN SUGAR—

I kinda wish I never joined Talkie. I mean, sure, I've made some really great friends, but some of my bestest friends have left without even really saying goodbye. And I feel alone, more alone than I've ever actually felt before. But if I quit, I'm going to miss the people I have made friends with so much.

Imagine you wake up to see this. What's your first reaction gonna be?

Alright, Talkie. I see how it is

Random Pokèmon I've got in Pokemon Go!

HEY YOU! . YES, YOU! . HAVE SOME FREE JAMBALAYA!

Tell me your sexuality without actually telling me, I'll go first. I like men but women (Almondsexual/Bi with a preference)

This is episode #1 of my web-novel (basically a webcomic with only text) series called "A Game Of Deceit" (I haven't finished drawing the characters yet, BUT I WILL FINISH THEM EVENTUALLY.) Anyways, I'ma start. . Avery: "Ugh, I swear I'm going to murder someone if they ask me to do ONE MORE DAMN THING—" *she opens her eyes and is suddenly in a whole new freaking dimension/realm/place* . Avery: "What the fu—" . ???: "OMG!! ARKANEUS!! IT WORKED!!!" . Avery: "Alright, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHERE THE DAMN HELL I AM AND WHO THE FOCK ARE YOU?!" . ???: "HII!!! I'M BLUEBERRI!! AND THIS PLACE IS CALLED "THE KHAOS"!! IT'S KINDA LIKE SOME ENDLESS SPACE THAT WE WERE BORN IN, AND WE FINALLY MANAGED TO SUMMON A HUMAN!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!! LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE!!!" . Avery: "Wait, what—" . Blueberri: "EVERYONE!!! LOOK!!! ARKANEUS ACTUALLY SUMMONED A HUMAN! A REAL LIFE HUMAN!!!" . Literally everyone: "....What..." . Blueberri: "WAIT, what's your name?" . Avery: "...I have a more important questi—" . Blueberri: "C'MON, PLEASE JUST TELL US YOUR NAME!!!" . Avery: "....Avery." . Blueberri: "EVERYONE! THIS IS AVERY!!!" . ???: "Babe, is this really a good idea—" . Blueberri: "THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND CATACLYSM, BUT WE ALL CALL HER KAT!!" . Kat: "Yeah, hi. But, don't you think that this whole thing is—" . Blueberri: "AVERY! THIS IS ARKANEUS!! HE'S SUPER SMART, AND SUPER MYSTERIOUS!!!" . Arkaneus: "Ahaha! Quite pleased to meet you, if I do say so myself." . Blueberri: "AND THIS IS VEXUS, BUT EVERYONE CALLS HIM RIOT!!" . Riot: "Damn, this crap is crazy. Who'd have thought that the old man would actually be able to summon a human?" . Blueberri: "AND THIS IS VEXA, BUT EVERYONE CALLS HER RAID, AND SHE'S RIOT'S GIRLFRIEND!!!" . Raid: "Hi, I guess." . Blueberri: "THIS IS ASTRYD, SHE'S ARKANEUS'S BEST FRIEND!!" . Astryd: "'Best friend' is an overstatement, we're hardly even acquaintances. But, I give you my greetings." . Part 2 coming if this gets popular.

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