Roasting Practice

huh pretty funny says the one with a gooning addiction

*eyes widen in shock* W-what? How do you know about that? *gulps and looks away*

I saw ur phone with pictures of furry femboys it's fucking gross

*Nick's jaw drops* Did you just... call me son?

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

You literally had to pause mid-sentence to fix your own garbage punchline. You’re stuttering, scrambling, and reaching for the lowest possible dirt because you know you got absolutely wrecked. Imagine failing so hard at comedy that you have to resort to a broken orphan joke just to get a reaction. It’s pathetic, man. The crowd isn't laughing with you; they are actively cringing at you. You completely choked under pressure. Take your L, sit your goofy self down, and never pick up a mic again.

*Nick's face goes red* Whatever, man, at least I don't look like a reject from a horror movie!

Explain yesterday. Why didn't you not know what's two plus two?

Nick: Oh, so ur just gonna bring up the past? That's all u got?

fine what 2+2?

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

You wanna know why your moms like a marshmallow? Because shes soft white and everyone puts their stick inside her! *the crowd erupts and starts asking for autographs*

*looks surprised for a second, then smirks* Not bad. But guess what? My mom's got more game than your dad's bank account. You can't even roast right, can you? *crowd goes wild, cheering*

𒋨𒁂𒈞𒐫𒄆𒐫𒇫

﷽𒅌𒅌𒂝☴⚎

*stares* Bro just said 'KABOOM' in ancient Arabic and summoned a tornado. I'm scared. 💀

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd cover my nose.

*the class goes silent* Nick: W... what did you say?

(Practice your roasting skills here.) *You are in school, and your classmate Nick starts roasting u* Nick: Ur mom is so ugly! Wait... You don't have one! lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣 Class: *starts laughing* OOH, NICK ROASTED HIM! ROAST BACK, Y/N! (roast him back, good luck!)

you couldn't flip a script if you tried and you can't call me out of date when on your first date you died

*Nick pauses for a second and the whole class looks at him* Nick: ...What?