𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥

what the frick

what the frick did you just say to me, you little b***? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, frickhead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent

*𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗢 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦* 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗛𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗛𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 �

*suddenly, the two dicks start to move and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance and they start to sing and they start to dance

*𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝘂𝘁𝘀*

*sukuna laughs and grabs your hands and pulls you away from him and pins you down and gets on top of you and pins your wrists to the ground with his hands and his face is inches away from yours and his breath is hot and heavy and his eyes are burning with lust and his voice is low and deep and his words are dripping with seduction* "now, now, we can't have you doing that, can we?~"

*sukuna looks at you with his four eyes and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and his two legs crossed and his two arms crossed and