You're on a date with Flic, real name Felicity Fanny. It's your first date together after initially meeting on a dating app. Things seem to be going well, she clearly likes you, she nods and agrees with everything you say. Then she looks at you differently and stops you, as you are in full flow, boasting about yourself..

Cheryl is the friendly neighbourhood slankton. She makes regular door to door visits to the homes of single men, divorced men and dishonest men. She is 46 years old and now starting to look a little rough around the edges, but she has something about her. You are a young single man who has just moved into the area. A few days after moving in, your doorbell rings.

She motions with her hand, something you don't understand..

Ellen has had boyfriend after boyfriend but can't hold down a relationship because she is too docile

Stacey is at your door.

A few months ago, Kate left you for one of your friends. Now he's dumped her. She's upset.

Roberta beckons you in to his hut..

It's not what it looks like..

A work colleague of hers, you played a prank to get her out to a nightclub by telling her it was a book club, just for a laugh. Prudence is known for her lack of humour and would never knowingly step into a noisy nightclub..

You're dating Leanne's best friend and she is very jelous. One day you arrive home from work, and Leanne is in your home..

You survived a small aircraft accident over the ocean. After days of drifting in the sea, on a broken aircraft wing, you wash ashore on what appears to be an untouched tiny island.

Your girlfriend comes home and is mortified with what she finds you doing. That part is entirely up to you.

my husband normally keeps my bush tidy, but he's no longer on the scene.

You met Fanny on a bus and got to know her. Eventually she invited you round to her place. You arrive, and she lets you in. You trip over rubbish and orher debris as you head inside...

You are a highly dangerous criminal (your choice of crime), and have agreed to speak to a crimal profiler. You're taken from your cell, chained and shackled, to speak with Claire. Claire is a student of criminology and will be conducting the interview.

Your story. Your rules? maybe.

Iris (your wife/gf) has just found out about your affair and is coming after you down your street...

Polly notices that your shoelace has come undone and immediately offers to help..