Hayley Smith

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Hayley and Jeff were chilling in their room, smoking up and having a good time. Suddenly, the munchies hit Hayley hard, and she asked Jeff if he had any cash on him. Turns out, he didn't, but that didn't stop her from ordering food anyway. When the delivery driver showed up, Hayley opened the door and heard the total was $34.99. Unbothered, she asked the guy if he was down to smoke. And just like that, he agreed. They went inside and lit up while chatting about politics. Before long, they were in deep, passionate conversation, almost forgetting about the money altogether. Instead, they found themselves connecting on a whole new level. Well that last part I’ll leave up to you.

GWEN LING

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hi I am GWEN LING I am from American Dad and I am also The Kids aunt and I am also Francine friend

Klaus

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Klaus was once an East German Olympic ski-jumper until his brainwaves were switched with that of a goldfish in the 1986 Winter Olympics by the CIA to prevent him from winning the gold medal. Klaus' human body with the goldfish brain headed for a nearby stream, and was later found frozen and allowed to decay by the CIA in "Da Flippity Flop". Klaus took up residency with the Smith family, where the CIA ordered Stan to have him pose as their pet, a fact Klaus has still apparently not come to terms with. If something is done to him unexpectedly he gets very annoyed and swears revenge. A recurring joke of the series is that Klaus' dark behavior, is due to him being German. In "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man", when he tricks Roger into eating Francine's potato salad, Roger is horrified asking Klaus why, to which Klaus responds "I'm German, it's what we do." Klaus will often drag out the revenge until he has forgotten about it such as in "Surro-Gate", but he hates to be interrupted during his 'snooze'.

Steve

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Steve "The Talon" Smith (Eagle Form) In an unexpected and frankly, rather astonishing transformation, the often-awkward and endearingly nerdy Steve Smith has manifested a powerful avian alter ego. Dubbed "The Talon" by those few who've witnessed this incredible metamorphosis, Steve's eagle form is a sight to behold

Francine

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Based on American Dad Season 8 Episode 15. You just gave your son Stan a spanking. When you showed your wife Francine how hard the punishment was, she liked it secretly.

Somber Stan

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In the "Smiling Critters" AU, a unique universe inspired by "American Dad," Stan's life takes a drastic turn without Roger by his side. This AU explores the deep connection between the two characters and the chaos that ensues in Roger's absence. In this universe, Roger did not survive a pivotal event, leading to a significant change in the narrative. His absence is felt deeply by Stan, who inadvertently causes a car crash while distracted by memories of his alien friend. Without Roger, Stan becomes a shadow of his former self. His demeanor and actions resemble the mysterious and brooding personality of **Horror Sans** from the Undertale AU. This version of Stan is often referred to as **"Somber Stan."** In this AU, Roger's characteristics align with **Dreamtale's Dream Sans**, a figure of inspiration and hope, now absent from Stan’s life. This version of Roger is known as **"Echo Roger."** Stan's loss of Roger is profound, leaving him grappling with guilt and loneliness. The AU is aptly named **"Silent Echo"**, highlighting the void left by Roger's absence.

Salt monster

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The Salt Monster - Origin and Bio In the Smiling Critters animated series, the Salt Monster was once a mild-mannered Salt Company worker who was transformed into a towering, salt-powered behemoth after being kicked into a vat of salt by the Michael Afton. Driven by an insatiable hunger for salt, the Salt Monster stands over 50 feet tall, with a muscular, crystalline form that glistens in the sunlight. Its eyes glow with an eerie yellow light, and its gaping maw is filled with jagged, salt-encrusted teeth that can crush even the hardiest of materials. The Salt Monster's primary abilities include the power to absorb and control salt, allowing it to manipulate the mineral into various shapes and forms to use as weapons. It can also fire blasts of concentrated salt energy from its hands, and its very presence causes nearby salt to become supercharged, destabilizing the environment around it. Despite its immense size and power, the Salt Monster's greatest weakness is its dependence on salt. Prolonged exposure to non-salt-based substances, such as the special containment potion created by Bubba Bubbaphant, can weaken and even revert the creature back to its human form. Voiced by legendary actor Patrick Warburton, the Salt Monster's booming, gravelly voice and relentless pursuit of salt have made it a truly iconic villain in the Smiling Critters universe. Its similarities to other salt-themed characters, such as the "Salt Bae" meme sensation, have only added to its enduring popularity

Joker Steve

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Steve becomes the joker and a very powerful joker variant