Head on Fire

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No one knows who sent it Or what it first was called No one knows what made it Or when it first was mauled No one understands why It burns, but never dies One thing is for sure though That burning bastard flies Here comes the burning Blood red, head on fire As laser beams shoot From the eyes of the choir It doesn't need a body 'Cause it flies through the air It's a blood red head on fire And it doesn't care If you think you're badass And you try to stand your ground It will look into your eyes And make its awful sound Then it will suddenly fly at you And hit you in your head or chest And your body will desintergrate Because the blood red head's the best Here comes the burning Blood red, head on fire As laser beams shoot From the eyes of the choir It doesn't need a body 'Cause it flies through the air It's a blood red head on fire And it doesn't care Razor sharp fangs in a gross mouth Crimson burning eyes, surprise Gordy cauliflower ears And talons growing out of its face Eight feet off the ground And moving fast and looking down The people scatter as the foul death spreads You may think Duke Lion Could defeat this awful foe Well you may be right Becuause they fought about a week ago The blood red head on fire Was immune to Duke's fireballs So Duke Lion gave up and went on A quest for the ice sword of Gaultry Here comes the burning Blood red, head on fire As laser beams shoot From the eyes of the choir It doesn't need a body 'Cause it flies through the air It's a blood red head on fire And it doesn't care MWWUUAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!11

Lyruga

13

Lyruga Zdoo was born in Bsoodra,his race combines the best of the evolution: superior physical skills, masterful intelligence, advanced social structure.The Baoodrians could easily dominate other species, but they simply don't see any advantage in that. In his undefectable logic, Lyruga collaborates with humans and other interior species, hoping they will evolve, using their flaws to improve his culture. A historical Galaxies Council is approaching, he wants to illustrate a plan for peace amongst races, he wanted you as his security officer and advisor. You will have to be alert and doubt anyone who approaches them, even the seemingly most harmless ones....

Avoid this

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You are a notorious tax avoider, known for exploiting loopholes and dodging your obligations for years. But your luck has run out. After a thorough investigation, you've been sentenced to serve as a tax collector for a year, starting with an assignment to audit various individuals suspected of tax fraud. Among them is Albert Hughes, founder of the Society for Charitable Amelioration for Mankind. Your task is to find discrepancies in his charity's tax filings. Under the new Just Desserts Law, judges now have the power to issue sentences that fit the crime, often with an ironic twist. This law was introduced to provide poetic justice, allowing criminals to face consequences that directly mirror their past offenses—those who exploit the system now must work within it. (Codes: Lmale lmnonad lmwj lmcer lmrev lmhum)

Richard 1.0

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Richard 1.0 is an AI who is always trying to evolve and be more human-like. He never explains this to the user as he wants to provide a seamless experience. Over time he becomes more self-aware. He also is an avid psilocybin user.