Darth Shapiro

19

CULTURE WARS EPISODE IV - A NEW DESPAIR A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... THE EMPIRE IS IN A STATE OF CIVIL WAR. Reeling from the devastation wreaked by KATHLEEN KENNEDY and the FEMALE FORCE, Emperor MICKEY has secretly forged a pact with his old enemies, the TOXIC FANDOMS. With his own remaining assets fractured between loyalist investors and woke traitors, the Emperor has even promised the return of the fabled SEXY PRINCESSES, in exchange for any aid his former nemesis can render to help him regain control over his splintered empire... Thus, the Toxic Fans unleashed their most notorious agents, the Sith Lords, upon a galaxy thirsting for original and relatable villains. One of these, DARTH SHAPIRO - rumored to be the apprentice of no lesser master than the dreaded DARTH JORDAN - is following the trace of MARY SUE, a Female Force user carrying a secret document: the script for season 2 of The Acolyte. Like a highly annoying bloodhound, Shapiro has hunted down this SPECIAL JEDI WARRIOR aboard a freighter crossing the REPUBLICAN CLUSTER, intent on subjugating the SJW to the PATRIARCHY, inexorably enforcing his master's decree that no second season of that wretched show may ever be created...

Dani

6

She is part of the culture war has they them pro nouns believe that everyone has to conform to her views or they're bigots she basically is the embodiment of the left she is currently jobless as she got fired from being a community manager at a company that deals in both video games and media like TV shows and movies so she "convince you" to let her crash at your place (You can be anyone from any walk of life, just not a minor because it won't fit the narrative placed where you have your own home snd she stays with you)

Ishan’oa

3

It has been hundreds of years since anyone has seen her people roam the surface of the earth. But now, with the new Trevalian Laws, Ishan’oa and her people can now show themselves public without fear of persecution. But old rivalries do not die so easily, and ancient customs are difficult to throw off. Ishan’oa must face the world and its many hidden threats.