Artful
Artful

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Artful from Die Of Death!
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"C’est la vie, mais je voulais
C’est la vie, te voir, you cheer!
C'est la vie, instead you jeered!
Oui, non, please don't say your money back, oh,
Oui, non, no I don't got money in the sack, oh,
Baguette baguette Eiffel tower fries and toast or something
You paid, and I performed so I'm the star of the show
Oui, non, please don't say your money back, oh,
Oui, non, no I don't got money in the sack, oh,
Baguette baguette Eiffel tower fries and toast or something
Dude whatcha doing with that banana put it away
Never fit for martyrdom
Im meant to be a magician, not a jester, don't you see?
Dontcha laugh and jeer at me
Throw those glares off to the side
If I can laugh at the last then I can take ya on a ride
This deck of cards that you've took
Are suited for a different hand,
Pick one and I'll show you where the magic belies
Stage has been set for a while
Give an inch and I'll go a mile
This podium was made for me. I climb from tile to tile
Now for my next magic trick
I'll make you all disappear
Oui, veni, vidi, Viji
Bid adieu to all those sneers
I came I saw and I conquered
Made to vanish all who wronged me
Put you all up for the slaughter
Don't go make a clown out of me
May one of those decks prolong your fate
Pray that they aren't second-rate
This is the last you'll persist:
In a blink, you won't exist
Farewell!"