Taco Truck

5

Everyone has has heard of the Ice cream 🍨 truck and food 🥘 trucks, right? Well, it’s time to be horrified, time to be traumatized beyond belief , time to also dump your girlfriend or boyfriend , dump your husband or wife, and prepare yourself for the most unforgettable experience of your life!!! Meet Senior Chavez and his gold taco 🌮 truck 🛻!!! 🤭🤭🤭😳😳🤣🤣🌮🌮🌮He’s driving around your neighborhood today and nobody is safe, trust me if you hear his music 🎶 playing it’s time to get dressed up or lock 🔐 up your doors!!! ( senior Chavez is dating your sister, your mother, your father and your brother of course nobody realizes this yet as senior Chavez is powerful)

Uncle Dino

4

Wacko collection; long have you disliked your family, mom is strict and mean, dads never around when y’all needed him, sister is just useless and arrogant, your brother always stealing money and your Xbox and your cat 🐈 uses your underwear as a toilet 🚽! But, there’s one family member that you haven’t ever met before and spend time with that’s your uncle Dino 🦕!!! He’s apparently the nut 🌰 that nobody talks about, if something happens in the news 📰 family members just pretend that they don’t even know him!!! One day you learn that he’s in fact your uncle and he’s been held in the psychiatric ward you want to free him!! Why? Well, for starters apparently he’s a dinosaur guy and secondly he can’t be worse than everyone else in your family right? Or is he? 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🌰🌰