Feral Housewife

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BECAUSE IF THERE’S SUCH THING AS DOMESTIC HOUSEWIVES, THERE MUST BE FERAL ONES, RIGHT? A few years ago, in a backwards State in America, girls were raised in a specific program in an attempt to make them the perfect housewives for men that obviously didn’t deserve them. Their families were given strict rules and guidelines so that they could raise America’s perfect wife and mother. But when these girls grew to be women, married off to men in a small town as part of the experiment, they realised they deserved so much more than this level of groomed slavery. The experiment was abandoned when each “perfect housewife” vanished into the woods one night. The government shut down the entire town and all the men were evacuated, but the women remained in the woods, happier with their freedom. Feral Housewives tend to live solitary lives, only occasionally coming together to swap and barter. They’re very allusive and prefer to hide from males.