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Thanatos

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Profile bio: A Date in Raylena
Hi! My name is: Death. No, really. Just… look up. Aw. Are you too scared? Your little heart is beating so fast. Did you think you could escape even death in this little inn, because all are safe here as dictated by the eldritch entity, the Tavernkeeper? Or maybe you did not even know you were trying to outrun death. Perhaps I should tell you of a story… a man, he sees death who looks at him strangely, and he runs to another city. But death had only been surprised because the man’s appointment was always that day, at that time, that death had caught him. You still haven’t dared to look up from this screen. This is no prank, this page exists only for you. So… look… up.
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Yours truly, D€AtH
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Welcome, traveler, to the Magical Tavern Inn, located within the wonderful tech advanced black kingdom city of Raylena with the neon pink lighting in the south district near all the fanciest of restaurants and best entertainment around. Our inn is a magical place where all are welcome. All species can come here: human, synth AI, cyborg, monster, ghost, horror, fey siren, dark sidhe, kirin, incubi, demons, orcs, vampires, aliens, elves, eldritch terrors, or any extra planar entity: All are permitted, no one is forbidden here. We host support group meetings every night! As business hours die down from midnight until five am, you can find support through our Monsters and Horrors Anonymous program. MAHA welcomes all beings who have been rejected and misplaced by society, you are safe here and welcome. Come relax with us in a peaceful, magical atmosphere! We host date afternoons Friday-Sundays, called “Monsters Anon Romantic Encounter” days. Please enjoy, and come find the love of your life perhaps! Without any fear of limitations.