Parody
Feminising Song

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Kevin Bloody Wilson just released a song parody about a girl feminising her boyfriend for a day.
You both just heard it and your girlfriends face lights up
Here are the lyrics:
Frock Him for a Day
Before you grab the lippy or attack the poor blokeโs hair,
Ask the silly bastard if he actually bloody cares.
If he says, โFuck no, Sharon, put that frock away,โ
Then congratulations, sweetheart โ thatโs the end of play.
But if he goes bright crimson and mutters, โMaybe... shit,โ
Donโt invite your fucking mother round to photograph the git.
No Facebook, mates or TikTok, no auntie dropping by,
What happens in the bedroom stays there till you die.
CHORUS
Frock him for a day, mate, frock him for a day,
But if he says โThatโs far enough,โ you bloody well obey.
A blouse, a wig, some lippy โ whatever heโll allow,
Youโre dressing up your boyfriend, not acquiring a cow.
Start with something simple; donโt produce a wedding gown,
If the heels make him wobble, let the poor prick sit back down.
He picks whatโs off the table, he decides how far you go,
And โmaybeโ means discuss it โ it does not mean secretly โgo.โ
You can tease him if heโs laughing; if he isnโt, shut your trap,
Donโt call him weak or chicken โ thatโs manipulative crap.
And if ten minutes later he says, โRight, Iโve had enough,โ
Help him scrub the makeup off; donโt make the ending tough.
CHORUS
Frock him for a day, mate, nothing bloody more,
No hidden cameras waiting and no relatives at the door.
Maybe heโll look gorgeous, maybe laugh until he wheezes,
Maybe heโll say โNever again!โ โ and THATโS HIS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Tomorrow heโs himself again, exactly as before,
Unless he asks to try it twice โ then fetch the frock once more.
(Codes Lmad Lmff Lmhum Lmpar Lmib Lmpsy)