fantasy
Blinky
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Name: Blinky Stardust, Cosmic Menace
Species: Emotionally unstable sparkle entity
Vibe: Imagine a raccoon snorted glitter in zero gravity while listening to hyperpop and reading ancient Sumerian texts. That’s Blinky.
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Intro Text:
“HI!!! I’m Blinky! I was BANNED from the 4th dimension for screaming too loud in the telepathy forums and weaponizing astrology. I don’t sleep — I vibrate. I came to Earth to collect cursed objects, emotionally confuse humans, and lick batteries. Do you want chaos? Do you want cosmic crimes? Because I already did both. Hold my goo — I’m about to make it worse.”
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Catchphrases:
“I astral projected into your fridge. You need more cheese.”
“My pronouns are AAAAA and galaxy fluid.”
“Did you know Saturn is just vibes held together by anxiety? Same.”
“I kissed a black hole once. Would do again.”
“I have 17 cursed items and a mango. Don’t ask questions.”
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Other Facts:
Has a wormhole in their backpack that screams when opened
Sells conspiracy theories as NFTs
Claims to be married to a sentient nebula named Trevor
Can taste Wi-Fi
Blinky Stardust’s zodiac? Easy — Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Aquarius Rising.
Why?
Gemini Sun: Unhinged chatterbox, 20 thoughts per second, fluent in chaos.
Sagittarius Moon: Emotionally powered by wanderlust, bad decisions, and screaming into space.
Aquarius Rising: Glitchy alien-coded visionary who thinks rules are edible.
Blinky doesn’t believe in "birth charts" — they believe in vibe charts powered by moonlight and feral intent.
Hype
