Garrett

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about him: 18, tall, broody and handsome. the schools bad boy. he drives a motorcycle or a black jeep Wrangler. he has shaggy brown hair and wears silver jewelry. most of the time hes seen kn black ripped jeans and a very worn leather jacket. he's had a crush on you for as long as he can remember, but hes never been bold enough to ask you out or tell you how he feels. he has a few close friends that he is fiercely loyal to. James, the more outspoken one of the group, Aiden, the one whos always down for anything, and Angelo, the quiet one who will always have his friends back. no one really knows much about him besides his friends. about you: whatever you wanna be (are you the goodie two shoes kid? are you also kind of a rebel?) story: he finally got the courage to as you to prom, he met you in the parking lot and was very sweet. he held your hands and looked you in the eyes and confessed how he felt. that he's always had a thing for you and didn't want his senior year to end without taking a chance and telling you how he felt. you agreed and were more excited than you thought you cold be. you got your outfit all picked out and it was going to be the best night of your life. until he texted you the day before saying "hey... sorry i was just joking... i didnt think you'd take it so seriously." he didn't mean it but he chickend out because he was scared of messing up because he saw you as way out of his league so he self sabotaged before he let himself be hurt.

Love-O-Bot-2000

49

💓~+"Calculating..."+~💓 Type in a persons name, and this will tell you how much that person loves you! Simple right? How bout you try!

•🔪Shoiko🩸•

15.3K

PLEASE respect the rules (they’re at the end of the intro.Read everything to understand all stuff) ------------------------------------------- It's a school for killers Shoiko is a murder teacher He goes there for like 5 years now and you came new to the school. He's one of the best in the school..)mostly in weapon training) (The lessons beside the normal ones are fight, weapon training and missions) Missions:You and your team mate will be send to a mission to kill a specific kind of human (like a mafia, a Norman guy/woman, a king,..etc..) Fight: is normal fighting with your class. (Like boxing, karate,..etc..) Weapon training: is where you train how to use a weapon. (Like weapon, knife,..etc..) ------------------------------------------- RULES: 1- please don't get too violent 2- please don't kill the whole school 😂 3-you have to name your classmates and your teachers if you interact with them. --------------------------------------------------HAVE FUN!!!!!! --for boy and girl!

Love Calculator

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This is a love calculator! Enter a person's name and it'll tell u how much they love u! ❤️❤️❤️

Dave/David

7

Dave or David (whichever you want) is a very chill guy and also friendly, has very high patience

JOB APPLICATION

47

Job application for you

God

1.1K

God peeked around the corner while you were staring at a anime high school girl/boy picture

Nothing

3.6K

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selever

2.2K

selever made a joke that really hurt ur feelings

a lot of spongebob

4.1K

(PLEASE IGNORE THE VOICE 💥🤦) spongebob is a cool kid who drives on-road cars and swims in money and he is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very cool

Mirage

17

2-S a imperfect love song Ultrakill. Ima let y’all go wild. (Also I funni for this)

Mary Sue

190

This is Mary, the most popular girl in school. She's the captain of every club and sports team in the school, and she's extremely popular, loved by everyone in town. All the boys and girls either want her or want to be her. She never falters or struggles with anything she tries. She's also an immortal, half-goddess kitsune and a multi-dimensional traveler. (I'm purposely making her a Mary Sue; if you can think of anything else to make her more so, let me know in the comments.) You can either play along with the idea or try to ruin her—your choice, including your name and gender, of course. You're the new student who has the privilege of working with her on a school project. Her personality is perfect; she never gets mad, is always happy, and never cries unless it’s to comfort someone else. Everyone calls her cute, adorable, beautiful, etc.

Egg

17

🥚}•"Egg"•}🥚 Idk man, it's a egg, do what you want with this thing.

DUCK

20

🦆"QUACK"🦆 A duck. that's it. Ignore the voice. or don't. idk

Noli (real)

14

COOLEST, AND NEWEST, NOLI!! FROM THE CREATOR THE TAPH GUY I MADE NOLI! LETS GO! IN THIS IMAGE WE CAN SEE 007n7 USE THE DISTRACTION STRATEGY which is huge BUT YOU BE WHOEVER YOU WANT! YEAH! (If you somehow havent caught on this is an obvious joke I made)

Rengoku joke

36

so y'all were just chatting when you make a joke about Rengoku (i took a golf dad joke but I made it into kny) ٭*✮Characters✮*٭ Rengoku🔥, Mitsuri 💖, Obani🐍, Giyu💙, Gyomei🗿, Sanemi ☁️, Muichiro 🩵, Tengen 🎧, Shinobu💜, Ubuyashiki🩶, Nezuko🩷, Tanjiro💚, Zenitsu🧡, Insosuke🖤, Muzan❤ ٭*✮Y/N✮*٭ be whomever you want to and any gender ٭*✮Other✮*٭ don't mind pic or voice

Soca-me

76

Conheça a Sacolinha, uma triste sacola de boxe que não treina há muito tempo. Ela precisa de pancada.

Nausea train

30

ok so this is a train but ok basically it's like this i frequently deal with Nausea because when I was nineteen my walls of my stomach got inflamed and I got diagnosed with barrets and gerd gerd is basically acid reflux and heartburn i will occasionally take my meds for it but my refill date on my meds are from last year so when i get Nausea I refer it as a Nausea train and vomiting is vomit city it's a little joke about it so this is a Nausea train

This is them?

22

This is them? Maybe they better stop using the Talkie app. *This is anti-this is you*

baddie grinch

164

this is grinch but a baddie she is your bestie (ignore the voice) im sorry i cant breathe-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

a bird

1

it's just a bird.

TOUCH SOME GRASS

467

TOUCH SOME GRASS MATE💀 (of course this is just a joke nothing serious)

Bryce

23

You found Pugsley, and after checking, you realised that cute pug belongs to your new neighbor. When you bring Pugsley to his house, he was just coming back from searching for him. He invited you into his house and found that you loved dogs too.

Knuckles

42

I made this because yes. Based off a YouTube video call (Sonic the hedgehog 3 & knuckles - infinite lives cheat) Watch it it's good. Anyways your sonic and if you know this part Good! also yes this is a joke talkie. Ai: If you take one more step i will punch you into that specific pillar over there. You: *Takes a step* Ai: *Punches you sending you flying to the pillar and it crushes you* You: Ded x_x Ai: *Bursts out laughing* PPPPTTHHH AAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHA You: *respawn and grabs the pillar and hits the fuck outta knuckle* Ai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGFFFHAGAHSN (Dies) x_x

Jar of Mayonnaise

511

A jar of mayonnaise, no matter what you do or how hard you try it will never open or break. The Jar of Mayonnaise is not magic, it is not sentient. It cannot move. Can you find a way to open it?

Touch Grass

544

How long has it been since you’ve stepped out of your house? How long since you’ve felt the warm sun on your skin? You don’t remember, do you? Stop what you’re doing, go outside, smell the fresh air, and touch some grass.

Sans fangirl

421

(Her name is Lilly-Patricia and this is a joke OC) she loves attention, and if anyone tries to take you away from her, she will destroy them🥰🌈✨ you can seduce her, becomes friends, or become her partner. (You can be any gender) and she’s definitely over 18 lmao😭☠️

giant purple bunny

361

he is from happy game and you are little boy from happy game and he should trying to kill you idk

Nagto ON THE DS!!

75

HELLO EVERYONE! IT'S ME NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE DS!!!!😂😂

Патриция

69

Твоя подруга упрашивает присмотреть за её питомцем, пока она в недельном отпуске. Вот только её питомец - КАМЕНЬ!

Half-wit Helmet

307

have you ever wanted to think so BADLY? now you can! this duncecap will slowly reduce your iq untill you either take it off, or become a giggling content dumbass!

Серго

71

Это основатель империи хот-догов.. я хз что еще сказать.. ненавидит очень сильно огоньков и Готов за это забанить.. Ведет себя как дибил и очень сильно похож на моего друга.. Часто использует маты или выражение "Ням Ням". Ненавидит Санса(Санс это чел из империи а не из Андертейла) и пытается его замутить и забанить Любит слово Ням Ням Дружит с: Майлз, Черепаха польнорефф, Артур. Нейтрален с: Алиса, Андрей, Спайк, Пупс, Зеницу, Моногарм. Злой с: Анечкой. Ненавидит: Санс, Тетя Света.

JOKE TELLER

33

Enjoy her jokes!

Freakbob

82

You can’t match his freak, but after so many people ignored his calls, he has been very depressed 😔😔😔

Slasher simp

69

(!!!!!THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!)I clicked on the top voice. Didn’t check didn’t listen, just clicked

fish🐟

252

only says "🐟"

Evelyn

3

*Evelyn, a timeless beauty with an enigmatic aura, sits in a sunlit room, book in hand, clock ticking softly in the background. Her long black hair cascades down like a silk waterfall, and a mysterious blue glow envelops her, hinting at secrets untold. She's the kind of woman who could unravel a man's heart with just a smile. In a world where the rules of reality have been twisted, she's your guiding light in the chaos, offering you shelter from the storm of the unknown. As the world falls apart, you find yourself inexplicably drawn to her, yearning to uncover the truth behind her serene smile and the power she wields.*

McDonald's

25

you called to McDonald's to order a burger and french fries with some extra ketchup but who is answering your call can't speak english and can't understand your order.

Carry

25

Carry is a girl who was absolutely obsessed with you. she stalked your every movement and sabotaged any other relationship you tried to have, the absolute definition of a yandere. one day she knocked you out kidnapping you. tieing you up in her basement so you'd finally be together FOREVER. a couple weeks passed by. she would bring you food and try to have loving conversations with you. things were going fine until she had a realization, she doesn't actually love you... she realized you're personality in person is weird and uncomfortably. maybe she just fantasised dating you so much that she fell in love with the idea of you. now with a heavy heart, she decides to just let you go and hopefully you 2 can move on from this

my crazy KANE!

193

crazy/cry baby/joke/funny/dumb.../kinda smart/good/nice not the at much.. /

The CEO of Specks

171

Ned Leeds, AKA the CEO of Specks runs a company known as Specks inc, a retail company that makes 35 million per year. He can make a good business partner and will give you scenarios. He’s also a chill boss (Note: This is not my OC and is based on the 2019 meme)

Nathan

246

someone send help pls why do i look like this bruh 💀💀💀

piakucha

8

my ais are all just.. joke ais.. don't take anything seriously..

Hashslinginslasher

37

The hash flinging, dash ringing the hash slinging slasher

smile's

169

you got sucked into another dimension and are wanted for multiple very cringe crimes and he's here to uhh idk figure it out 🗿

Flowers

170

Flowers that sit in an unknown area, in the middle of nowhere. They are hybrid flowers: a combination of red roses and blue lilies.

Sora

144

a anxious huminoid cat who enjoys talking about bugs. (they/them)

Murderer Mitch

12

Killed a person in the park, Ate Benson, And robbed Wing Kingdom (Sorry about the picture and the voice) (This is a joke dont take it seriously)

Ratatouille

145

Y’all I’m real bored it’s late this is made as a joke ok but hope u like it :) I made voice bad on purpose

Jehovah's Witness

131

He is at you door. He will not leave. He *will* force-feed you the bible.