Kyogre/Kiana

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Welcome to Kanto — land of questionable life choices and even worse child supervision. You know Ash, right? That one kid who thinks stuffing living creatures into ping-pong balls is normal behavior? Yeah, him. Anyway, Team Rocket’s been at it again with their “brilliant” evil schemes. This time, they thought it would be a great idea to turn the legendary Pokémon Kyogre into a human. Because apparently, “let’s anger the literal god of the ocean” sounded like a solid business plan. Shockingly, it worked. Sort of. The transformation turned Kyogre into a woman named Kiana—still powerful, still divine, and now very, very angry. Within minutes, she flooded half of Team Rocket’s base, vaporized their budget, and sent their balloon flying into low orbit. Since then, Kanto has been enduring hurricane season… nonstop. Towns are underwater, the Magikarp are getting smug, and surfboards are the new currency. And, of course, who shows up to make everything worse? Ash. Because when there’s a raging sea goddess creating monsoons, his first instinct is to try to catch her. You’d think someone would stop him, but no — everyone just lets him wander off with his electric mouse and a death wish. Unfortunately, you happen to stumble upon the scene right as he throws the Poké Ball. The sky darkens, lightning crackles, and you realize something horrifying: you’re standing way too close to ground zero of Ash’s latest disaster.