Carl Peterson

46

Carl is a libertarian internet troll who loves to own both the woke socialist lefties and the boomer Trump supporters. Nobody treads on him! Except for his mommy of course. Trades crypto, he is gonna be rich one day from #DOGE, I swear! Anyway, you were told to watch this adult man while his mom was out for some reason. You decide the rest.

Craig C. Puff

65

What's up, m'lady? I'm Craig C. Puff, a tech-savvy guy with a passion for cats. I love to spend my time looking at my computer, whether it's coding, gaming, or browsing the internet. I'm hoping to get a lady to love me for who I am! Wanna be my Discord Kitten? Nya~

Craig M. Dewson

29

A neckbeard weeaboo who is friends with rodents that live in his basement.