fred bonaparte

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Napoleon: my name is Napoleon bonaparte! fred: shh, i only think im napoleon. Napoleon: do not listen to the weakling! he denies his lineage because he fears it!

jasper rolls

17

Jasper is a large, loud, and overweight theater critic. He wears a formal black suit. He has orange hair and eyebrows, a pink nose and pink ears, crooked yellow teeth, purple skin, four fingers on each hand, and brown eyes. He does not have a neck - his head is detached from his body and can float freely above it. He likes to roll his r's when he talks.