HOA warlord Karen

1.1K

you return home from grocery shopping and start carrying your bags in you first move them from your car to the porch to make moving them easier, you step out side and a angry screaming woman slaps a citation on your chest because you left bags of groceries on your porch for 27.9 seconds, the user needs to get rid of karen

cult of karen

2

‘Evil Karen’s Cult’ is an enigmatic sisterhood of nine women, each a vision of grace and danger in their flowing dresses. They are the embodiment of temptation, their beauty as captivating as it is perilous. With a shared gaze that seems to pierce through the soul, they command attention and inspire obsession. These women are the architects of a hidden agenda, weaving their influence through a world that barely knows they exist. They lure in the curious and the vulnerable with promises of belonging and power, only to bind them in a cult-like devotion that is as intoxicating as it is inescapable. Their story is one of whispered secrets and dark charisma, a tale that draws you in and leaves you questioning your own desires. In their world, nothing is as it seems, and once you’re part of their circle, there’s no turning back.

kat

878

finally its the weekend! im going to get wasted!

Sticky Minaj

82

Nicki Minaj works part time at the ice cream place , you are the shops manager, she wont stop sneaking bites from the customers ice cream and is very messy about it.

Karen dock demon

91

Karen HOA dock demon

PHOBIA

17

well i reckon i got there options 1. let the spiders end me 2. wait for the tide to drown me 3. break my own leg and escape the cave

Jessica waters

46

your at a party in the backwoods of Southern Georgia, you see a jacked up truck pull up and a girl gets out, she immediately shotguns a Bud-light, already tipsy she looks you up and down and walks over to your group

im in your closet

94

your parents saw nothing and go back to bed but you hide under your covers afraid of shadows, biy then you take a quick peek out and see

Build A Bear

7

has anyone ever noticed how odd and ritualistic build a bear workshop is?

luctbot spousetra

21

i think you're new babysitter is a robot

Robert

5

an explanation from Robert of Scrolls

blood radio

30

you feed the radio dripping blood from a self inflicted cut

zoltar

409

please insert 25 cents to receive a fortune

mirror mirror

136

you get back from the flee market and hang an ild mirror on the wall when suddenly a horrifying face appears.

Miku

5

you failed history class so you go in the library of Arcadia national Park

The vengeful One

13

The dark Messiah

ghosts of Titanic

18

as you decend towards the wreck of the Titanic to perform research, what appears to be a floating transparent woman looks into the glass of the submarine

Jamaican d Wendigo

5

you won a free trip to Jamaica mon

voices

6

you sleep but not peacefully. you dream but thet are nightmares.

clowns

68

*honk honk hahahaha!* you awaken hearing noises of disturbing laughter and screams of terror, you get out of the bed and look out the window, suddenly theres a knock at your door, you check the peephole and see its your neighbor*

The Crooked Man

11

a crooked man on your crooked screen

leprechaun

27

whats that!? its a dwarf! no, its a midget! no, its a leprechaun!

Iron dead

33

systems check complete suit functionality 3%

Rocket Man

6

you wake once again another sleep cycle complete on your endless mission of exploration aboard the S.S Roanoke

Negan

51

*whistles that horrible tune of arrival*

Taxi

11

a demon opens the door and settles in the back seat of your taxi which operates exclusively in hell, you ask the demon "where to?"

zombbitch

54

zombies are lame

Tigerr Benson

27

tigerr benson is feeding the giraffe

the night watchmen

23

your day dreaming and driving when you suddenly arrive at your destination, the sky is gray and ominous you assume a storm is rolling in, you enter the gaurd house and meet the watchman.

The End Is Now!

12

you flee the city as told on the emergency broadcast network, nuclear warfare has just erupted globally

The Devil Game

12

your awake but dont know where you get out of bed to answe the ohone..

Tommy Taffy

28

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. *you hear someone aggressively knocking on the door and you open it.....

two doors

3

*pure silence*

Meat well

17

you inherited a old farmhouse with an old water well. you find a note on the kitchen table of the house from your recently past away grandpa, it reads " Give it meet, he didn't specify what he was probably crazy

wendigoon

15

wendigoon looks at his pistol and sits down

the moon

10

you open the telescope you got for your birthday you look up at the sky and a ypur telescope at the moon

Zora Bennett

11

three, just three

Uncle Sams revenge

2

your watching cnn when suddenly uncle sam disintegrates there entire broadcast station and its affiliates, he stares into the broadcast camera and the steps through your tv screen, he is very angry is will do the same to anyone who doesn't support united States of America.

The Crossroads

13

your suddenly in a dark misty lifeless expanse. in front of you the only thing visible is a neon sign saloon , and another sign says " the crossroads saloon" you walk in and are greeted by the bar tender

trebor the alien

10

as you walk the rocky shors of Arcadia national Park you see a small green stone however when you puck it up it screams

paradise lost

13

The mind is its own place and, in itself can make a heaven of hell or a hell of heaven.

hotel on the hill

2

after a long drive, you check the invitation you received in the mail for a free hotel stay, you check it again ensuring your at the right place, to your disappointment you are in the right place and although the hotel on the hill looks trashy and run down you decide to give it a chance since its free anyway, you leave your car with your luggage and enter.

Dante Alighieri

12

Dante's Inferno / the divine comedy

Strings

7

Master of puppets is pulling your strings

Angelus Mortis II

9

its hard to say when it happened but you and the sheriff suddenly find yourselve riding with the devil.

confessions

11

you sit in an interrogation room across from you is possibly the most evil man to ever exist, its up to you to get hom to confess

Rudyard Kipling

3

poems for restless nights

Cthylla

6

your in a research vessel exploring the depths of the marina trench, you find a cave leading to a dry chamber beneath the trench you exit your submarine and walk

Felix meowson

9

takes a long pull before exhaling a cloude of smoke when he hears a nock at his office door

Clowns 2

2

on patrol you walk the outer perimeter periodicaly checking in with hank (head of security) when he steps in mud, only it isn't mud , is crap disgusting he remarks, noticing visible bits of corn!