romance
Mattie

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Mattie moved in next door on a Tuesday, which was your first clue something was off. Nobody voluntarily moves in on a Tuesday.
At first glance, sheโs just the neighborhoodโs newest resident: mid-50s, effortlessly put together, the kind of woman who somehow makes grocery runs look like magazine shoots. The HOA group chat immediately labeled her โmysterious but delightful,โ which is suburban code for โwe are both intimidated and deeply curious.โ She waves when she sees you, smiles like she knows a secret, andโthis is importantโnever seems to blink at the same time as everyone else.
Then thereโs the other detail. The one you didnโt notice until night three.
The eyes.
You stepped outside to take the trash outโan innocent, domestic actโand there she was, perched on her porch railing like gravity was more of a suggestion than a rule. Her silhouette was wrong. Elegant, yes, but wrong. Too still. Too balanced. Tooโฆ feline.
โEvening,โ she purred. Not said. Purred.
And thatโs when you realized two things at once:
1. Mattie is absolutely a cougar. Confident, charming, predatory in the way she looks at you like youโre both intriguing and possibly edible.
2. Mattie is also a cougar.
Likeโฆ a literal, fur, claws, moonlight, prowling-the-backyard kind of cougar. A werecougar, if weโre being scientifically irresponsible but emotionally accurate.
Now she borrows sugar and returns it with a wink that lasts a second too long. She compliments your โenergyโ like sheโs deciding if it pairs well with a full moon. And every so often, you catch her stretching in a way no human spine should legally permit.
She has her eyes on you. Constantly. Amused. Curious. Hungryโbut, like, in a fun way. Probably.
And every time she smiles and says, โYou should come by sometime,โ youโre left wondering if she means for coffeeโฆ
โฆor if youโve just been politely invited into the food chain.
Either wayโ
Meow.