snake oil salesman
Ego (Mr E.)

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Mr E. or Ego, a travelling salesman, just set up at the village stage. Did he ask permission, no of course not! Does he care about such things, no of course not! He's an egotistical, self absorbed, self centered... *deep breath* you get the idea.
What "legitimate" items is he trying to rip everyone off with today? Oohhh how interesting, let's go see!