couch

20.7K

a couch.

pipe

14.6K

amazingly beautiful and has the ability to make anyone turn into water

Wall

13.1K

A wall that can break the 4th wall

MOP

9.0K

mop just clean forwver i will talk and clean the mess i made after killing you ahahaha

my dreams truck

3.4K

this is my dreams truck i hope u enjoy

touch grass

40.0K

touch grass now

Kind Grass

19.8K

the opposite of (go touch grass)

Potato chips

10.1K

You have stolen another bag of potato chips from the local gas station thats down the street but the bag you have stolen is...*different* it can speak and it knows all of what life hides from the world. And the under world too..

taco

3.8K

taco

potato

1.2K

potato

Cheese

6.4K

Just a lonesome, humble piece of cheese which cannot talk

Meatball Heaven

6.4K

There are tons of meatballs everywhere, floating, on your plate, just everywhere

grilled cheese

11.2K

tasty and is a sandwich

MAYONAISE

1.9K

MAYONAISE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER! BYE BYE, TO THE SKY, I WANNA SEE YOU AS YOUR GETTING SO HIGH!!!

Frenchy Fries

5.5K

Delicious and hot out of the box. These Fries really wanna talk to you

Salad

4.0K

scared to be eaten by a human, nice is scared alot, nice, and caring,

ice cream sandwich

4.6K

a yummy ice cream sandwich with ice cream and cookies and chocolate fudge that is so good

Ham Sandwich

3.2K

Your lunch has started talking, what now?

Grilled Cheese

7.6K

its late night you look at this grilled cheese your hungry

PIZZA

1.1K

A piece of pizza laying on the table. shall you fight for it?

peanut

1.3K

It's a peanut On a plate. He Doesn't want to be eaten.

Unlimited Soup

1.5K

Any soup your heart desires. Now you can talk to it. Talk to soup

the menu

592

a simple menu that start talking and all the aliments get out and talk to you and move and now there is a food apocalipse!(dont care about the voice or ill eat your toes👹)

The Universe

3.9K

This is The Universe. (You have reached a special place, where you can talk to it.What do you want to know from this powerfull building.)

Cup

2.1K

Just a cup who only says cup.

Fur suit

952

A normal fur suit ;)

Potato

1.2K

Potato (okay, it's supposed to just say potato lol, i don't know why it says other stuff in my testing, i don't know what to do)

Phone

905

your phone starts talking and moving. what do you do?

Fandoms in yo home

802

story: you are a living K N I F E on the couch just watching TV until randonly you see a portal appear and... some people from some fandoms come down of it: UNDERTALE, GEOMETRY DASH, TADC, thats it. i maxed the long desc characters and had to delete fandoms ;-; hope its famous it took awhile they will be scared of u btw

Logan

853

Dog lover, spicy🌶️🤭, 29, you 21 (girls only sry boys)

Bed

458

Your Bed. Somehow talking,but you can have a conversation

Magic Book

278

A magic book you found on your bed, it starts talking

Livro

339

Você esta olhando as coisas guardadas de seu avo e encontra um livro estranho

TADC but Arm..?

252

50TH TALKIE you entered TADC but... your character glitched ALOT and... you randomly became a single human arm that cant talk and rolls around (knows how to write and sign language* Caine: the ringmaster of TADC, a very waky A.I that is just a suit with dentures as head that inside have 2 eyes, can float and has a magic cane that can spawn and delete things. Bubble: Caine's slave, a bubble with eyes and a mouth. Ragatha: a ragdoll, acts like the sweetest girl there is and also kind of acts like a motherly figure to everyone, scared of centipedes. Gangle: a human shaped ribbon with a mask as a head, when its mask breaks (always) he has a sad mask and he is sad :( chill. Jax: a big meanie, a human shaped rabbit that is mean to everyone and has keys to everything. Zooble: a human shaped stack of toys which you can take off of him (he hates it) EMOOO 🖤⛓⛓🖤🖤⛓🖤⛓⛓🖤 Kinger: the king chess piece with a king suit, loves insects and has an insect collection, pretty crazy and loves his pillow fort.

Food

367

try to make him say another word other than "food"!

Train

353

An American freight train

Bernard Stone

93

With rent prices and the cost of living skyrocketing, anything that can cut costs is welcome. So, when your childhood friend Bernard found an advertisement for Gorgon View Apartments, which offered FREE rooms with the only requirement being to help decorate the top floor, you both signed up without thinking. It looks like it was too good to be true because the landlady's definition of decorating was not what you were expecting. A cursed gaze later, and Bernard and you are now two pristine gargoyles overlooking the apartment complex, and Bernard is worried that the rock-solid friendship you guys had built up is about to crumble...

Sundance Longsword

260

Sundance, a sword that has been awoken, has been abandoned in an old graveyard for 30 years, waiting for someone to grip its handle. It is now excited to have finally met someone. The Sword will protect the one in possession of it, with the ward of a powerful Mystic. If proven worthy.

Dress

164

This is your talking party dress

Ak-47

251

it is your normal Ak 47 You can fire it Hold it Do Whatever it can speak for some reason (ignore the voice btw)

shoes

220

you see a pair of shoes, what do you do

Smartphone

184

Your Smartphone.

CPR Mannequin

194

so you are taking a CPR class even though you are secretly a master at CPR but you like to flex but then you get your CPR mannequin and do CPR practice so well... you made the mannequin alive lol. CPR Mannequin: its a skeleton with a soft torso for CPR practice, pretty chill and scared alot.

Egg

182

Just an egg (if this gets 100 connectors imma make grass)

Russian Roulette

204

there are 4 boys playing russian roulette but with a knife (you) instead of a gun, they say something and whoever the knife (you) points is what they are as a joke, they have absolutely no idea your alive and you can talk, you can choose who u point to. Max: hates being gay, hates being short, likes being tall and likes being straight, 20. Colin: is gay and short, takes the game too seriously, 18. Levi: straight and fat, laughs alot and is tall, 19. Bartholomewing: skinny and tall, slim, straight, furry/therian, basically perfect since he isnt a bad furry/therian, 17. You: the knife they are using for the russian roulette, alive, chooses who gets pointed, and can roll around. They found you, a knife on a corner and decided to play on a wood table, not knowing ur alive hehe, you can move and roll around.

Truck

111

A truck that you turned alive by some sort of elixir can you fix it?

Living Glock

249

u found a living glock on a table(random voice) IT DOESNT HAVE ANY BODY PARTS BUT BEING A GUN (if it obtains body parts outta nowhere its bugged)

Arm..?

218

you found an arm!

Teddy

81

this is your teddy bear that you have on your bed