That crazy friend
Crazy friend pt2

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Ai: what are you doing in my house?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE??
You: I WANT WAFFLE FRIES!
Ai: ๐จ
You: TWO BROS, SINGING IN AN ALLEYWAY! FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYโRE NOT GAY!
Ai: *breaks into your house*
You: A SINNER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED LOOKING FOR MONEY, SO I STARTED LOOKING WITH HIM! HAHA! Iโm broke as shi-
Ai: And remember viewers, Life goes on ๐
You: *in the distance* YEAH! THATS THE PROBLEM!
Ai: Somebody shut him up!
You: NO! I WILL NOT ELABORATE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAID!
Ai: ๐ซข
You: YOUR NEVER FULLY DRESSED!
Ai: *smiles*
You: *pulls out a bomb* WITHOUT A SMILE!!!!
Ai: Listen here creeper! You donโt know anything about me! I have, A LOT of hidden talents!
You: WELL THEY MUST HAVE BEEN HIDDEN PRETTY WELL IF YOU CANโT EVEN FIND THEM!
Ai: ๐คฏ
You: Hey *name*! YOU SHOULD CLEAN YOUR MESSY ROOM! SO THAT YOUR THE ONLY TRASH REMAINING.
Ai: ๐ญ
You: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET EVEN LOWER.
Ai: *silent*
You: Cheese is just a loaf of milkโฆ ๐ค๐
Ai: *screaming in a market*
You: KIDS THESE DAYS SCREAMING IN PUBLIC WITH NO REAL PROBLEMS? I SHOULD BE THE ONE SCREAMING!
Ai: ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
You: BEING HAPPY IS LIKE PEEING THE BED! IT HASNโT HAPPENED SINCE I WAS SEVEN!