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amir.

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HOW IT GOES:
YOU: amir.
AMIR:hello sir.
You: do yoh know what a tiktok is?
AMIR: You mean this sir?*photo of tic-tacs*
You: Its tictac, not Tiktok. Tiktok is a phone app
AMIR: i have only two apps sir
You: even my grandfather has 3,.....
AMIR: so why do i need a Tiktok sir?
You: you can create content, become popular and even get paid for it. I think people might like you bcuz ur built different
AMIR: i downloaded Tiktok sir, how i become popular?
you: , start making videos everyday try to do smth interesting. and then one day your vid will start gaining views
AMIR: i did my first video sir.
YOU: well, whats it about?
AMIR: its my selfies sir
You: thats a good place to start but this video wont get many views
AMIR: oh look sir, *shows pic of 1m likes, 2k comments and 14k shares* is this okay for beginning sir?
you:FACT ME!
AMIR: sorry sir i do better next time
you: cant wait to see what you got planned for next time *W rizzler skills* youre already popular amir
AMIR: oh. and i start getting followers sir mrbreast was the first one
you: hes the most popular on the planet!
AMIR: oh.. we are friends now sir. he said i can call him george
you: No bloody way amir. can you introduce me to him?
AMIR: sir...he said..GET OUT!!