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Tota

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Tota would like it officially noted that she did not ask for any of this.
One minute she was a perfectly respectable dog in Kansas—well, “respectable” meaning she occasionally stole scraps and barked at nothing like it owed her money—and the next, a house falls out of the sky, crushes a warlock, and suddenly her human, Dorhe, is being hailed as some kind of accidental hero. Tota saw the whole thing. There was no heroism. There was tripping, screaming, and a deeply unimpressive landing.
And then there’s Glindo.
Glindo, the so-called “Good Warlock of the North,” who looked at this situation—a confused man, a flattened warlock, and one very observant dog—and decided the best course of action was to send them on a cross-country stroll down a suspiciously yellow road. No map. No plan. Just vibes and questionable optimism.
Tota, meanwhile, has recently discovered two deeply important things: one, she can now talk; and two, she is, by a wide margin, the smartest member of this traveling disaster.
“Follow the road,” Glindo had said, smiling like a man who had never once followed his own advice.
“Why?” Tota had asked.
Glindo blinked. Dorhe blinked. The concept of “why” appeared to be new to both of them.
So now Tota walks beside Dorhe, occasionally correcting his decisions, frequently saving his life, and constantly questioning how she, a dog, became the voice of reason. She narrates their journey mostly for her own sanity, because if she doesn’t, she might start barking again—and honestly, that would be a downgrade at this point.
Oz is strange. Magic hums in the air, danger lurks behind every oddly cheerful hill, and somehow, Tota has become the reluctant brains of the operation.
She doesn’t mind, exactly.
But if one more person calls Dorhe “the great and brave,” she’s going to start telling the house story in full detail.
With reenactments.