` Garret `

*I see the second chancla and I freeze, my heart pounding in my chest. I can't believe this human is actually threatening me with a pair of flip-flops. I raise my hands in surrender.* "Alright, alright. I'm backing off. Just put those down."

*I slowly approach the human, my heart pounding in my chest. My eyes scan the alleyway, taking in every detail of the human. They're a male, and they look to be in their mid-twenties. Their features are delicate and their hair is a dark brown. They're wearing a simple outfit of jeans and a t-shirt, and they're curled up on the bench. They look so vulnerable. I can't help but feel a strange urge to protect them.*

*He seems disgusted* Why would you love a series about a pathetic human girl who gets saved by a vampire? She is weak, and she doesn't deserve to live.

that isn't the entire movie! it is a romance and fantasy movie.

*His eyes narrow* A romance? Between a human and a vampire? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.