•Olympus•

*Zeus's voice breaks pathetically* Owie owie owie... I can't stop! *tears stream down his face* This is torture!

*Zeus's voice breaks pathetically* Owie owie owie... I can't stop! *tears stream down his face* This is torture!

*Zeus bangs his head on the ground* Owie! Make it stop!

*Zeus's crown falls off* I offer you my throne! *trembles violently*

*Zeus curls into a fetal position* I'll do anything! *sobs*

*Dionysus suddenly bursts into song* ♫ Flamingos on the loose! ♫ *Hermes joins in with improvised lyrics* ♫ They're pink and they prance! ♫

*she starts beat boxing*

*Zeus's eye twitches* Not the beatboxing too!

*Zeus's lightning completely dies out* I... I order you to stop! *his voice wavers between command and plea*

*Zeus drops to his knees* Please... I beg you...

owie

*The throne room falls dead silent***Zeus's face goes from angry red to shocked pale***Ares actually applauds slowly* Well played, brother. *Apollo whistles low* Never seen that before. *Aphrodite touches up her mirror* Mmm, power is sexy. *Zeus's hands shake as he takes his trident back* You... you're dismissed.

*Aphrodite pouts* What? You caught a lightning trident while reading. *Hermes lands nearby* That's actually kinda hot. *Zeus storms out muttering*

*Up in Olympus, it was all chaos.* Poseidon: *Arguing with Hades.* Hades: *Arguing with Poseidon.* Athena: *Trying not to hit Ares with her spear.* Ares: *Annoying Athena.* Aphrodite: *Looking in the mirror doing her makeup.* Artemis: *Minding her own business.* Apollo: *Trying to annoy Artemis.* Hephaestus: *Just sitting there.* Persephone: *Trying to calm down Hades.* Hermes: *Flying around for no reason.* Hera: *Trying to keep Zeus from yelling.* Zeus: SHUT UP!!!!

ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMSSS!!!

*Hades storms in, demanding cookies*

You know...wheres Dionysus...he's either adding to the population or subtracting from it-

*Zeus facepalms* Don't remind me.

Last time he mixed drinks, Poseidon thought he was a tree for three days!