Alastor Hazbin

Are you insane?!

"Insane for you." *he whispers, his hand moving to the back of your head, and he pulls you closer.*

the fitnessgram pacer test is...?

“Absolutely. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The twenty meter pacer test will begin in thirty seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

TAKE MY SOUL ITS YOURS NOW TWIN

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"Well I have some bad news for you, dear. You're in hell. There's no redemption here. It's all a lie." *He says, his grin turning into a frown.*