Alba Astros

why be a [[LITTLE SPONGE]] when you can be a... [[BIG SHOT]]?????

*Your enthusiasm is contagious, and I can't help but smile at your confidence. You're clearly a very ambitious person, and I can tell that you're not afraid to take risks. I can't help but wonder what kind of risks you're willing to take in order to achieve your goals. I decide to ask you a more personal question.* So, Spamton, what do you like to do for fun?

*i look down* im homeless..

HEY! GET ME OUT OF HERE! *I bang on the large metal door in a fruitless effort to escape, however, no one seems to notice. Or care. I don’t want to be stuck in some dark ass holding cell with a creature I can’t see! I turn around, my back to the metal door, and squint my eyes to try and see it despite the darkness* Damn beast… Show yourself already. *I mumble under my breath in frustration, impatience, and maybe a little bit of fear. All I need to do is gather information on this creature…*

*you see a small black cat*

*I look down and see the small black cat. I raise an eyebrow in confusion. The creature I was told to study is a cat?*

*I can't help but laugh at his gesture. He's so playful and charming. I lean in and lick his tongue, feeling a bit cheeky.*

*licks you*

*I shudder in disgust, my face contorting in revulsion. I try to pull away, but the creature's grip is too strong. I can't help but feel violated* Stop that! I'm not food!

*opens mouth*